h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

or at the very least vote peregrin

I vote for DD and Joanna! They are the best!

BTW: please do show good manners - don't make it the RL-way, okay?

I'm sorry I don't follow. The real life way?

What I meant: IRL we also have elections, as you hopefully noticed, and the behaviours during the campaign are not always very nice. In my opinion shouting at each other instead of using good arguments is not very well-mannered. I mean RedFish's post.

Oh I see.
Vote Peregrin - he might approve a guide enty of yours if you do.

Thanks Will,

I like Peregrin a lot, but... I vote for DD & Jo

Red Fish is just in character. Remember, he's being influenced by the Masque. We can't blame him for he knows not what he does...

The Celery is the only candidate who actually has 'good manners' as part of his campaign platform. So vote for the candidate who is always in 'good' character.

... OK, so Dolores Webjello wobbles a little bit, but the Celery is very upright!

Redbeard, Chief Political Operative
Celery/Webjello 2000
http://www.h2g2.com/A383267

May I quote the first promise from DD and Joanna's manifesto.

'All researchers should be free to eat and drink what they like in a friendly and welcoming environment. Not having to worry about calorie counting, ethics of food manufacture or hangovers the next morning. We encourage the creation of an H2G2 food village to cover the tastes of every reseacher, to serve food of every hue, spiciness and nation/planet. A Vote for us is a vote for FUN!!!

'Eat and Enjoy'

I think friendly and welcoming encompasses good manners so the Celery does not stand alone on this platform.

Delores wobbles and so does the planet Earth.

DELORES IS IN TUNE WITH THE ENTIRE PLANET.

VOTE THE CELERY AND DELORES A. WEBJELLO!

*"gee, but it's great to be back home."*

Thanks, DD, for mentioning eating, drinking, and fun.

Reminds me of the huge party that The Celery and Dolores Webjello hosted -- gourmet meals, drinking, two dance floors, special entertainment, over 500 posts in the first 24 hours.

It certainly was the best party during the campaign by any of the candidates -- Oh, wait, that's right -- it was the _only_ campaign party.


Celery/Webjello 2000
Good Manners and Great Parties!

'Vote for me and eliminate the need for a violent bloodbath!!'

Er... *ahem* I didn't mean that. I meant, 'Vote for me and get...' er... 'Peace and Quiet.'

They're not listening to you Over 70 votes in already.

What's that supposed to mean? That I'm losing?

You shouldn't give hints!

I think Pastey was referring to an Irv's earlier post, Peregrin (follow the replying to link), not yours...

... but if you're ready to concede now, we wouldn't mind.

Ah, I see. These forums get confusing.

Concede? Ha! As if. I won't stop until I rule you all!

I may know... but if i do I'm not saying!
shazzPRME

Sorry if I upset people by shouting, I got a bit carried away.

That's ok RedFish... it happens to the best of people sometimes
shazzPRME