h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You can all buy me a drink if you like, oh how kind, yes, no problem orgnaising it all, oh no I don't need any recognition of it, oh another drink thankyou ever so much.

Ah, I'm ever so grateful you're organising it

I was of course only kidding But never mind

I wasn't kidding I've booked everything now - I'm so excited

True true and the list has grown a bit already, and i've not yet fully* implimented the 'getting people to know and come along' tactics

Just get Harry to do it

There's still plenty of time for the more spontanous people, and for those who live near and don't have to book tickets and accommodations

Well a lot of people won't know if they are free on the date till closer the time etc., I'm hoping for a goo d number this time, after the last meet was a sucess, after the failure of teh last summer meet which won't* fail this time not with are nice new venue for a start

You can bet I'll take my winter clothes this time

Last year's crappy weather was a freak, we promise.

B

The last summer meet was the first one where I actually* went to the afternoon event in teh park, this year I think I'll go back to my normal* method of attending; arriving at the pub some time after midday I'm relaly not an 'outside' person anymore; well not in daylight anyhow It took ages for me to get this wondeful palor pale complection, lots of hangin about in bars and smokey clubs, and keeping safely under the sheets in bed ruing the hours od daylight

Yes, a complexion like a nobleman

Hmmm, either that or the complection of a lazy out of work bloke who doesn't get out of bed till midday and spends the rest of the day in the house with the curtains closed till the pubs begin getting busy in the evening

Hmmm, I thought that was exactly what the gents did ?

Wel.... pretty much yes!

any ideas for the_jon_m ? Given that I am the one and only, having anything to represent me could only be me, and I get arrested last time for walking around in public holding myself

Or you could bring a photo of the other John M - McCririck.

B

'I'm the real daddy', I could come as a BBC news reporter

points out the vast difference between a John M and the_jon_m

Never mind,I for one wouldn't know it