h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

To have proper cyber sex you first have to invent words describing sexual feelings.

not really, although I have to say in that departmentmost languages are a little crude, I mean you try finding a polite, loving and sofisticated name for your little soldier that wont cause your "Partner" to start giggleing

How about Willie?

sorry i dont agree,when u start cyber sex,u read what the other person is putting 2 u
u dont care how the other person put things
u get cought up in what u r doing 2
worry about how things r put,u both know what ur talking about,n just go with
the flow,n enjoy...

Couldn't agree more Mimffy.
However, It does help if your cyber partner has a brain, which is after all the biggest sexual organ. I know most str8 and some gay men tend not to use it for sex in r/t all their intellectual powers seem to descend too their groin; but in cyber space you only have your brain. You have to be able to conjure up a sufficiently vivid enough scene that your partner is able to get off on it.
Maybe I'm picky but moving from "ok so i take ur pants off" to "oh god im cuming" in the space of about 4 lines leaves me thinking a cup of tea would have been a better use of my time.

hi Ross,yeh i know what u mean,
i had a young lad come 2 me on ld
out of the blue n asked how i like it?
my first thought was 2 tell him where
2go,but then thought better n asked him
the same question.
He was the 4 liner ur talking about.
I laught n said guess u've not done this b4?
so i told him not 2 just come out with it
2 use his imagantion,n get the girl intrested
2 work slowly over her body n tell
her what hes doing,n what its doing 2 him,
after sending him a msg about
what i would in detale im sorry
2 say he still did not have a clue.No Brain in the
head or between his legs i think....lol...