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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
*digs through shoulder bag....*
Ah, here it is, a slightly used roll of electric blue duct tape. 
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
ooooooooohhhhhh
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
There is no reason tape should be boring.
What should we tape together first?
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
ooooohhhhh where to start
*thinks about all the things he'd like to tape *
better start with the hold in the tent
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
sorry typo hole
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
Interesting typo there... 
*tears off strips of duct tape, passes them to Cal*
Well, we can start with these...
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
shhhhhh 
I was trying to keep it a secret
*takes the tape*
*starts to stick it to the tent, but some how manages to stick himself over the hole*
I may need some help
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
*tries to assist...*
I've never really tried to remove duct tape, only apply it.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
owwwwwwww you caught my hair!!! owwwwwwwww
*tries to unstick himself*
*struggles*
*sticks himself and the tent to the cooking stove* 
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
Sorry...
*digs through bag, finds nail polish remover, applies it to the tape*
That might ungum the tape a bit.
How do you feel about a haircut, while we're here?
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
well I surpose I could do with one
It is getting a bit floppy
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
*takes a huge set of shears and a comb out of the bag*
Here we go.
*begins to trim just the edges of Cal's hair*
Looks like that tape is disolving a bit.
Try not to squirm too much or I might cut unevenly.
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
*stays stock still*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
*snips around Cal's ears, snips his bangs, steps back to take a good look, snips randomly to even it out*
Ok, that's your hair. Now, about that tape.
Oh, exhale so you don't explode.
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
*breathes out* 
what are bangs?</>
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
The front bit right over your eyes.
Cal Fortuneswell Sales Pitch
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 20, 2005
fringe
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 20, 2005
Ah, ok the fringe, then.
*starts peeling off the bits of ungummed tape*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Jan 21, 2005
*is finally freed from the stove*
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Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} Posted Jan 21, 2005
*peels off some tape*
There is still a lot of tape and sticky stuff. Be careful about leaning against anything you don't want to be attached to until that is removed.
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- 21: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 22: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 23: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 24: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 25: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 26: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 27: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 28: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 29: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 30: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 31: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 32: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 33: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 34: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 35: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 36: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 37: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 20, 2005)
- 38: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 20, 2005)
- 39: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Jan 21, 2005)
- 40: Maverick {'Doc, I get a stabbing pain in my eye every time I drink tea.' 'Take the spoon out'.} (Jan 21, 2005)
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