A Conversation for h2g2's Funky (and rather seedy) Disco
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Blokes loo
Ågen†™ Started conversation Aug 17, 2005
Guys - in response to the ladies, welcome to the gents toilets.
You can smell them a mile away (and not in a good way). Fag ends float lazily down the urinal which is blocked by a few decaying blocks of freshener which never seem to freshen.
There are a few remaining sheets of extremely dry irritable toilet sheets in the stalls, which are wet around the base of the WCs. The locks don't work, so you need to whistle loudly while occupying one.
There's nothing to dry your hands on as the dispensers are empty, but that doesn't matter much because there's no soap anyway.
Still, it's a good place to discuss how you're going to pull that gorgeous bird you've spotted on the dancefloor dancing drunkenly to I wIll Survive.
Blokes loo
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 17, 2005
*wanders in*
i've just been in the girls, it's much prettier.
Blokes loo
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 17, 2005
i thought you installed the bollix checker? that means your ovaries are fried!
hope you and D didn't want kids as now neither of you can. then again i also just locked you in the girls loos, so you can't be here any more...
Blokes loo
Dea.. - call me Mrs B! Posted Aug 17, 2005
*standing safely outside the open door looking in, cos boys never close the door*
The difference is, I don't wanna come in here! It stinks! Jusy making my presence known.
And I bypassed your rock by going out the French Windows (which also have 
barriers), walking along the patio and coming back in the main door! Easy!
Blokes loo
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 17, 2005
Hmmm... Homely, and familiar somehow.
Blokes loo
chromecoveredclone Posted Aug 17, 2005
if this is like your home i do feel sorry for you...
Blokes loo
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 17, 2005
As i spent many a year down the pub, yes... homely 
Blokes loo
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Aug 18, 2005
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Blokes loo
Ågen†™ Posted Aug 18, 2005
*Backs slowly out the toilet, continuing to face CCC as he does so*
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- 1: Ågen†™ (Aug 17, 2005)
- 2: chromecoveredclone (Aug 17, 2005)
- 3: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Aug 17, 2005)
- 4: chromecoveredclone (Aug 17, 2005)
- 5: Dea.. - call me Mrs B! (Aug 17, 2005)
- 6: Deep Doo Doo (Aug 17, 2005)
- 7: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 17, 2005)
- 8: chromecoveredclone (Aug 17, 2005)
- 9: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 17, 2005)
- 10: chromecoveredclone (Aug 17, 2005)
- 11: Ågen†™ (Aug 18, 2005)
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- 17: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Aug 18, 2005)
- 18: Ågen†™ (Aug 18, 2005)
- 19: chromecoveredclone (Aug 18, 2005)
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