A Conversation for h2g2's Funky (and rather seedy) Disco

Blokes loo

Post 1

Ågen†™

Guys - in response to the ladies, welcome to the gents toilets.

You can smell them a mile away (and not in a good way). Fag ends float lazily down the urinal which is blocked by a few decaying blocks of freshener which never seem to freshen.

There are a few remaining sheets of extremely dry irritable toilet sheets in the stalls, which are wet around the base of the WCs. The locks don't work, so you need to whistle loudly while occupying one.

There's nothing to dry your hands on as the dispensers are empty, but that doesn't matter much because there's no soap anyway.

Still, it's a good place to discuss how you're going to pull that gorgeous bird you've spotted on the dancefloor dancing drunkenly to I wIll Survive.


Blokes loo

Post 2

chromecoveredclone

*wanders in*

i've just been in the girls, it's much prettier.

smiley - blue


Blokes loo

Post 3

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

smiley - evilgrin


Blokes loo

Post 4

chromecoveredclone

i thought you installed the bollix checker? that means your ovaries are fried!

hope you and D didn't want kids as now neither of you can. then again i also just locked you in the girls loos, so you can't be here any more...


Blokes loo

Post 5

Dea.. - call me Mrs B!

*standing safely outside the open door looking in, cos boys never close the door*

The difference is, I don't wanna come in here! It stinks! Jusy making my presence known.

And I bypassed your rock by going out the French Windows (which also have smiley - magic barriers), walking along the patio and coming back in the main door! Easy!


Blokes loo

Post 6

Deep Doo Doo

Oooooh, I like it in here - much more familiar!!!smiley - biggrin


Blokes loo

Post 7

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

Hmmm... Homely, and familiar somehow.

smiley - whistle


Blokes loo

Post 8

chromecoveredclone

if this is like your home i do feel sorry for you...

smiley - winkeye


Blokes loo

Post 9

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

As i spent many a year down the pub, yes... homely smiley - biggrin


Blokes loo

Post 10

chromecoveredclone

fair enough then!

smiley - biggrin


Blokes loo

Post 11

Ågen†™

*Stands at urinal letting it all out*


Blokes loo

Post 12

chromecoveredclone

smiley - yikes, still going agent?!

what have you drunk!


Blokes loo

Post 13

Ågen†™

*Zips up trousers*

By god I needed that smiley - biggrin


Blokes loo

Post 14

chromecoveredclone

i can tell!

smiley - bigeyes


Blokes loo

Post 15

Ågen†™

Freak smiley - yikes


Blokes loo

Post 16

chromecoveredclone

that was supposed to be a stunned look!

smiley - blush


Blokes loo

Post 17

Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon

smiley - erm...


Blokes loo

Post 18

Ågen†™

*Backs slowly out the toilet, continuing to face CCC as he does so*


Blokes loo

Post 19

chromecoveredclone

stunned by the volume!

smiley - grr


Blokes loo

Post 20

chromecoveredclone

replace smiley - bigeyes with smiley - weird

humph.


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