h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh, you want me to cancel the plumber? Or maybe I could just reschedule him........


Sorry, miles away there.

I think Teri's Pat has the plumbing contract Ellie - lets wait for him

PAH - Hunts down Morty for revenge

*sterilises the bits of the loo that have had Morty's sticky paws on them*

*settles on sofa with a jug of el's cocktail mix and a crossword puzzle*

*reads over Deakie's shoulder

there are two lls in 16 down

Darn,

Never been able to spell Llama!!!

so the correct answer must be lambs then!

*gets out the tippex and starts crossword again*

Is this the right place?

Hurry up - I'm bursting

Stick your fingers down your throat, love!

It'll sober you up in no time and you can keep on drinking!!!

And here's me thinking this place was sposed to be refined....

Boy, were you mistaken!

Duckie, my darling daughter, tell your mommy. You been sniffing that naughty talcum powder again? You seem a little err....... errrrrr........ ummmmmm ....... hyper?

*'s in*

WA WA WA WA WA WA

*stops the indian noises*

we have talc?

ermwellthethingisiwasalittlebitsleepysoihadsomecoffeeaboutfiveithink!

*breaths*

*has a nosy at the discussion*

flounces in, slams door, lights 3 fags, retrieves miniature Gordons bottle from down bra, and re-reads the figures she has been given for reduncancy offer.

Now what the BLEEP do I do?

*sits down, says nowt, keeps supplies of gin and fags going and lets Spit know that if she wants to talk, she can*

Who do you want me to kill?