h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Excellent, if you just pick up the picnic hamper, and the cool box, I will begin this deadly quest from the shade of yonder apple tree.

I'll keep my eye out for you then!!


Don't get lost under that apple tree (it's a big un)


Any time you want apples (within season that is) just grab, as I get thousands (well hundreds anyway) off that tree

*takes headphones out and switches off gorgeous walkman phone*

Sorry, nodded off there. No sign of her, shall we just have this picnic?

Sounds like a great idea to me!!

Brie and gammon on thick white bread.
King prawns with sweet chilli dippping sauce.
Sausage and apple chutney puffs.
Stilton, leek and walnut pie.
Sponge cake with cream and fresh strawberries.
Vodka and cranberry jellies.


Have I forgotten anything?

All sounds good to me 'cept the cheese pie

I like some cheeses but not Stilton
(tried it once and it made me very )

cheese is evil. it's official.

i'm enjoying this World Cup so far.

blooming hot weather too

I reckon I should get a discount on my TV lisence, weeks of and At least I don't have to pay to enjoy the weather in my garden


And to top it of you can't use the rigging word with an f in front of it

Back from sitting under the apple tree. That really is where I've been all morning, listening to Billie Holiday and drinking fizzy elderflower stuff, till the guy whos tree it was decided to mow thhe orchard on one of those mini tractors.
So, now sitting here in this nice shady room deciding if I can be bothered to make some iced coffee or just eat this entire bowl of cherries and get bellyache.
Gosh my life is exciting. Still, could be worse, I could be watching football!

You are welcome to sit under my apple tree anytime Ellie and to top it off I promise not to cut the grass while you are there.

Any excuse not to cut the grass is a good one to me

Blimey,

It's deader than a dead thing from deadsville in here!!!!


WHERE IS EVERYONE?????


I NEED ENTETAINING

I'M BORED!!

If I get any more bored I might have to actualy do some w*rk!


Now that can't be right

I'll be in in the morning Bed, my day off has changed this week. Nobody else shows you'll have to talk to me!

I'm in meetings most of the day. Why me?

Because you have been a very naughty boy and you must be punished, obviously.

That's an entirely different subject.

Well? There doesn't seem to be a surfeit of conversation today. Make your confession!

Don't stick that tongue out too far Stu, you might bite it off

I caught some dirty rotten criminals nibbling my buds



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