h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You're quite welcome to join in Barley

Thats actually a good point Njan, who's doing what?

I would like to participate in the after-accomplishment celebrations!!!

But I am willing to help out with your cause. All I need is an address where I might send putty, bubble gum, and anything else I can find to help seal the building. I'll begin robbing my mother's piano students of their putty and gum tomorrow.

By the end of this month(or until I am discovered and stopped) I will have some 50 lbs of sticky substance(approximately).

Also enclosed with my donation will be a Disc Jockey magazine, so that you may order a couple dozen strobe lights and other things necessary for a good party. These can also double as incentive for Fish Union Workers. Whoever contributes the most to this cause will be given a strobe machine(they also have kick-ass bubble machines) for their own home(and/or tank)!!!!!

Wow! Great! We can do with all the adhesive stuff we can get our hands on! For the mo' I think the sewers is the best plave to store all our equipment... I'm Bluebottle wouldn't mind...

Hallo I am a fish, and I recently joined this h2g2 shoal... Can I join tha Union?

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---The Red Fish

The Ministry of Silly Campaigns is:
http://www.h2g2.com/A360721
I've mentioned us there.

Can I join? I have a certain fondness for .

Can I join too? Please?
I feel that Fish should not be forced out of H2G2 simply because the Towers think a new white skin is a good idea... when the rest of H2G2 doesn't think so at all...


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no answer? all these prospective members and no answer? whats solidarity come to eh?




---RedFish

I've always thought it's a shame that the haven't got mouths to feed with. Actually I've designed a few alternative s on my alternative smileys page.



How many societies are there on h2g2 now then? I'm aware of at least one other.

There's the Save The Fish campaign, Celery has a Fish Sanctuary, and there are fish-friendly places in the waterworks too.

Peregrin, where is your old friend > < >?

I don't know, you leave for 10 seconds and the place suddenly gets busy!

But anyhow...

A very heartfelt welcome to the Union for ; The Red Fish, Fish Called Honda, Peregrin & Ming.

Welcome to the fold brothers... If there is any injustice against Fish that you ever come across, then that's what we're here for.

Great! Now we can be safe in the knowledge that our fish are protected. No longer do we have to watch our fish continually. They are finally safe from aquaphiles.

Union members! remember, as the only fish (I am the running mate to Masque) in the prez campaign, only I represent the true needs of fishes, so a vote for The Masque and I is a vote for all Fishes!!

Not that Im ordering you to vote for me... make up yout own minds...

All of you have a free 100 dollar bill )$100) tho... I dont use them.

RedFish

That wasn't an attempt at a bribe was it Red?



Yes, Ian... That's the point of unions! To stop work and moan alot when things go wrong

a bribe? me? nooooooo never

I just dont use my stash of $100 bills living in Europe as I do so I thought that my future constituents might like them, honest

Have one go on

---RedFish

Question: Do I have to pay any Union Dues!??

Well I'm offering everyone a free $130 dollar bill. )$130)

So there.

eeek! Outbribed!

Well.... erm..... aaaah.... you can all have a free country! Yeah thats it! when I am vice-world-ruler I will grant each of you a free country to rule, honest!



RedFish

Er.... I don't think I can beat that... unless...

When I'm ruler of the entire solar system, I'll give you each a planet or moon to rule! As long as I can keep Europa.

*A Fish Called Honda wants Miranda*