h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Are you a fish? Would you like to aid in the protection and support of other fish?

Then join!

I am a , so can I join?
I think you'd better go to all the fishes pages and ask them to join, giving them the link - there's a list of most of them from my page.

Hello!!... Thought I'd drop in and mention the "Save the h2g2 fish" organisation, which came into effect a few days ago. Since the introduction of the alabaster skin, we've received word that fish have started drowning () due to lack of deep bluebackground (water) and hence we've instituted a place for fish to hide where it's always blue. ... it's at http://www.h2g2.com/A359138 ...

Thankyou for your swift and decisive action Njan!

This is precisely the sort of thing that the Union Of Fish is going to have to deal with!

Would you like to give your support?

No problem. Thanks go to Lisa as well! She put the page up....

It is? I see... in which case, it would probably be better to link to us, rather than having 2 efforts, because otherwise people may get confused.

Of course, I'd love to!

Hmmm, yes, the fish must be respected. The Antigravity Containment Field at my lab at The Space Station BigC is always available should you need extra fishtanks for the fish to live in.

BTW... how do you put a fish into a forum posting... duuuuh...

Why, thankyou, Krans, your offer most appreciated.

Oh... well...

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Thanks Njan And Krans!

Your offer of spare tanks is greatly appreciated!

Yes sure I'll link to your tank...
The main idea for this "Union" is to help and protect all fishes on the guide whenever they need help... whatever the problem

But this is a deffinite problem that currently needs to be addressed...

I mean how would they like it if we started flooding their offices
~grins fishily~

uhh! Bingo! That'd be a wonderful way to arouse attention to the fishies plight! ... *semi-evil grin* Does Mark Moxon have one of those funky offices with glass walls, does anyone know?

I've only swam past the outside, but the downstairs has a huge glass lounge that is similar to looking in a goldfish bowl. There's even a picture of a dolphin on the outside.

hmm... I see.. *has probably been past the building, but doesn't know where it is*

*evil fishy grin*

It's actually fairly near the river... but I haven't been there, Matt pointed me in the direction of it when we had the Meet up. But we sadly didn't have time to drop by.

Anyway, do you agree with the plan?



*files disclaimer*

hmm...

Which plan?

The plan to flood the H2G2 offices

And turn it into the worlds biggest indoor fishtank!

aha..... yes! I'm in! . What about the native inhabitants, the cube-farm workers?

And then, when all the security systems have shorted out, I can don scuba gear and swim to the accounting department, hack into the central and give us all increased...

Hang on, I think that's happened before? Oh well... let's do it again!

Well firstly we'd have to seal the building.

Then divert a large supply of the water system through the pipe networks of the towers...

Then you'd all need scuba gear to get in through the sewers... We'd have to check if Bluebottle will help us on that account.

AND we'd have to make sure No-one pulled the plug

It all seems to be geting rather complicated and subversive...

hmm... *thinks*... bingo! We can get into the main building on the pretext of being... Health and Safety Inspectors... I'll bring with me a highly pressurised tank of water which (when activated) will expand to fill the whole office. Krans, could you bring along the Jedi air-tank things you made?... and when we get in, we don the jedi things, and push the button on the water tank.

Good plan Njan, but what happens if all the water starts flooding Out of the building???

hmm.... we'll seal the building with putty?... hrm...