A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The River
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
The Krylma Leader Started conversation Aug 13, 2001
*Several members of the ACF's Marines, Navy, and monster league run in, and begin setting up a perimiter*
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Aug 14, 2001
*BBW bounds up and checks over the work. Everything is in order, with most of the sandbags in place and the curiositizers set up in their fortified emplacements.*
Good work! We should be able to hold off any counter-attack now.
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
The Krylma Leader Posted Aug 14, 2001
*Much saluting and giving high-fives takes place*
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 15, 2001
~bounds up and licks comrades-in-arms fondly~
Sorry chaps but it was that or a high paw and that looks like begging which I`m not allowed to do.
Nice work.
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Bluebottle Posted Aug 15, 2001
...And this used to be such a quiet neighbourhood...
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The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 15, 2001
.... now just ang` on a mo`, you haven`t got a `I hate Cats` badge on.
Whats the password ?
~onimous sounds of sabre-rattling and weapon cocking comes from the elite Anti-Cat Federation forces~
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Bluebottle Posted Aug 15, 2001
Oi! This is my river, and I have the full authority of the H2G2 Waterworks behind me! 
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The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 15, 2001
You're going to need a bit more than moral authority here.
~looks at weaponry massed behind him~
One more step and we might have to zap you with one of our air-portable, water-cooled, belt-fed Curiositizers.
~thinks BB ought to first go to http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A613847 to see what the Curiositzer is and what he is up against~
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Aug 16, 2001
*Nudges Red Dog.*
It's okay. He's BB and he is neutral. This is his Waterworks and beach and he's letting us set up here.
Still pretty quiet here, BB. Just these sand bags and things. 
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
The Krylma Leader Posted Aug 16, 2001
Yep. We're just setting up a parimiter that cats can't come through. We've not even set up opposition for cat supporters here.
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Bluebottle Posted Aug 17, 2001
That's good to know - as long as it doesn't disturb the 
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And I am neutral - I just want to make sure that after this war is over, you have taken only memories and left only 
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The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 17, 2001
I only joined up so I could leave rubble behind.
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Bluebottle Posted Aug 17, 2001
Well, if you do leave rubble, could you make it into a water feature with rapids or a waterfall down them...?
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The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Red (and a bit grey) Dog Posted Aug 17, 2001
OK - no time like the present.
~opens pouch in battledress and pulls out hen grenade* ~
~pulls pin and throws~
~hen travels all of three feet and begins to peck at ground~
Aaaarggghhh, not again ..... leg it everyone.
* One Hen + two sticks of dynamite
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Aug 17, 2001
*Ducks behind sandbags. Notices a cave man and his buddy drive by. The hen grenade goes off under their car. The cave man is thrown out of the forum, but seems to enjoy it because he yells as he flys through the air:
Yabba dabba doooooooooooooo!
His buddy, however flys only a short distance and lands beside BBW behind the sandbags. He shakes BBW's hand and introduces himself.*
Hi, I'm Barney Rubble.
*BBW refrains from telling him that he will be left behind.*
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Big Bad Werewolf Posted Aug 17, 2001
*Wonders whether The Flintstones is internationally known.*
The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
Bluebottle Posted Aug 17, 2001
...I was hoping the rubble would be accidentally created....
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The River Is Now Occuppied By The ACF
- 1: The Krylma Leader (Aug 13, 2001)
- 2: Big Bad Werewolf (Aug 14, 2001)
- 3: The Krylma Leader (Aug 14, 2001)
- 4: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 15, 2001)
- 5: Bluebottle (Aug 15, 2001)
- 6: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 15, 2001)
- 7: Bluebottle (Aug 15, 2001)
- 8: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 15, 2001)
- 9: Big Bad Werewolf (Aug 16, 2001)
- 10: The Krylma Leader (Aug 16, 2001)
- 11: Bluebottle (Aug 17, 2001)
- 12: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 17, 2001)
- 13: Bluebottle (Aug 17, 2001)
- 14: Red (and a bit grey) Dog (Aug 17, 2001)
- 15: Big Bad Werewolf (Aug 17, 2001)
- 16: Big Bad Werewolf (Aug 17, 2001)
- 17: Bluebottle (Aug 17, 2001)
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