h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

shhh, stop stealing my excuses to soak her
*squirts She again*

~Skenvoy

(I think she's going to explode soon)

*wanders off to find a hot barman who makes excellent cocktails*

if she is about to explode we better cool her down... I know what to do
*squirts saint she... again*

~Skenvoy

*couldnt care less as she gazes at barman who looks suspiciously like johnny wilkinson*

fair play!

~Skenvoy

*behind bar wearing a wig*

So, what'll it be, young lady?

*has forgotton how to talk and is trying to get behind the bar to look at the barman looking suspiciosly like johnny wilkinson trying to see his butt....*

An image which has definately put people off...

<BB<

so it has!

~Skenvoy

*gets bored of looking at barman and wanders off to dive gracefully into the pool whislt no one watches*

*doesn't watch and therefore cannot compliment She on her graceful dive *

~Skenvoy

*stands on the edge of the pool clutching a rubber ring around her middle and dips a back claw into the water*

Last one in is a termite!

*runs past in best imitation of Caddyshack caddies day at the pool*

*yells*

Don't forget to get rid of your bathing costumes HRASC is making sure there are no shark attacks.

*splash*

*wearing full Victorian black regalia down to knees and up to neck, and carrying parasol.

Any shark who comes near me will get this parasol up its nostril. I only intend to bob decorously in the shallows anyway.

*wades in, shivering slightly as this is only the first really warm day in her part of the world*

*Plops a large square box next to the pool, pries it open and struggles to extract a rather large amount of vinyl. Searches around the perimeter of the roundish object, pulls a cord and jumps back with a . The flat roundish object inflates itself into a disk large enough to seat six. It has pillows and drink holders incorporated into it. And observers can't miss the inflatable palm tree jutting out of the center. Witty shoves it into the pool and jumps onto it without touching a drop of water.*

Ain't this great? I got it as Costco!

And there better not be any sharks around, this thing came with an itty bitty repair kit.

May I join you? *steps into the big rafty thing and settles opposite Witty, then opens her etui and fishes out a small bundle of plastic with a small cord hanging out the side. She pulls the cord and flinches as it inflates into a small wet bar, then throws it over the side and attaches it with a tow rope*

Strawberry daquiri, Witty?

*abandons the rubber ring and dives in* does two lengths using a complicated double free-style stroke*

This is what we needed . A bit of sunshine and exercise. Has anyone seen the yet?

A strawberry daquiri would be lovely, Lil.

*Looks out across the pool in several different directions in turn.*

Nope. I don't see any .