A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Beach
Your resident mermaid (if h2g2 permits)
SAMARKAND Started conversation Sep 27, 2002
I have found a rock very close to the beach so being homeless, I like to become your local friendly mermaid. I sometimes sit on the rocks and sing.(very good singer, will sing requests if need be). I NEVER cause ships to sink. Evil mermaids like that were banished to uncharted waters long ago. I like moonlit nights so many of you will be asleep when I am frolicking about in the water.`
I will be intereted in seeing your bikini competition but I wear many strands of water ice necklaces (in different colours) around my neck and as bracelets, Ive got long black hair kept in good condition by Aussie 3 minute miracle hair conditioner which a friendly beachcomber sometimes brings to me. I must go now as I am hungry and I need to find some seaweed to eat!
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