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Sick Bay

Post 1

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

A well-stocked sick bay with a few biobeds and scanning equipment, with doors that go swish, and a machine that goes "PING!". A teleportation stand sits in the corner, and a synthesiser for medication and food items is in an alcove on the wall. Here, injections are painless and even death is not always fatal, but only here. Go anywhere else and all bets are off.smiley - evilgrin


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Post 2

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

I have a terrible headache..
May i have something for it??
smiley - biggrin


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Post 3

guina

well we could cut your head off - it would stop the pain for ever


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Post 4

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

But then id die.
Youd miss me!!
I wouldnt be able to..do the things i do for you! Lol


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Post 5

guina

OH ALRIGHT THEN!!!


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Post 6

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

You neednt shout at me Sir.
I am sorry..
smiley - sadface


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Post 7

guina

my caps lock was on - sorry

smiley - hug


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Post 8

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Okay then. smiley - huggle.
So, when are you going to tell me how much smaller i am to you?? Lol
[I dont give up you know. Its one of my more better qualities, lol]


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Post 9

guina

i am 2.5 cm taller than you!!


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Post 10

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Oh...yay!
Lol...
Erm...
That makes you...?


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Post 11

guina

2.5 cm taller than u!!


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Post 12

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Nope, it makes you SHORT!!!
[cue evil laugh]


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Post 13

guina

um ok i am JUST FRIKKIN' TALLER THAN U!!!


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Post 14

Horatio_Caine: {Princess Garnet Til Alexandros XVII}

Not by that much though
*Giggles with glee*
So about that headache cure?


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Post 15

guina

dont ask me!!

nuge is the doctor


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Post 16

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

*walks in with scrubs on* Right, a sore head?!? We'll have to amputate!!! *picks a chainsaw from several of different sizes* Aha! [Chainsaw: "drrrrAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGdududududududududududud..."] So, how bad is it?


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Post 17

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

Only kidding *puts chainsaw down reluctantly*, lets have a look at you... *gestures for everyone else to leave or keep quiet*


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Post 18

guina

*starts yelling loudly*


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Post 19

Captain T A Nuge, leader of the Clique (A3542186) Join today! -Back from the dead-

*picks up chainsaw again* Aha! looks like a bad case of shout-throat, we have to amputate!!! *revvs up chainsaw*


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Post 20

guina

LOOK!! IT's A MADMAN WITH A CHAINSAW - we'll have to kill him

*pulls out his own chainsaw and leaps at Nuge*


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