h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

As you enter the office you see a nicely furnished room, with a large desk, covered with papers and boring reports etc. Behind the desk ther is a chair (well what did you think??)

There are various beanbags scattered around the room, which are meant for sitting on...

Make yourself at home!!

*Walks in and salutes* Hello, SAH! Can I set up a Sickbay? Its just in case someone gets injured, and to give people the idea to start making offices etc. Whaddya think?

fine by me!!

*Salutes*

Ive made a Science Lab..
Is that okay Sir?

*Salutes*

that's fine - i will put a link up soon

*Salutes* Yes Sir. Thank ou Sir!

*Black leopard's computer bleeps loudly, signalling an incoming message, which reads, as it scrolls accross the screen:
"COMMANDER, HORATIO IS IN TROUBLE, SHE IS BEING TREATED IN SICKBAY FOR MASSIVE HEAD TRAUMA, CAUSE UNKNOWN. PLEASE REPORT TO SICKBAY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. THE CAPTAIN." The screen goes blank for a second, and then the following message appears:
"SORRY FOR DOING THAT SPACIAL LOOP THING, IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN, PLEASE DON'T TRY AND REPLACE ME. NOW WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO GET TO SICKBAY, SIR. THE CAPTAIN". The message then disappears and the computer goes into standby mode.*

*runs to sick bay*

Salute, It's Captain Atilla, Sir. I have a fine bottle of Hennessy Cognac and two glasses. Sir. Just for a chat.

*comes back in*

ahh, welcome. do sit down

now, what is it you would like to talk about?

*Salutes* Oh Sir..

I have another member for you...

Do i get a star by my name now?

well done!! on it's way!!

*Salutes* Oh Sir, im so proud

*BL gets washed away by steph's tears*

(literally - i'm drowning here)

*BL starts to suffocate under the water*

i am reminded of Titanic, don't know why though

My apologies Sir!

*BL dies in a watery grave*

No you cant die Sir!

[Stephs condition in Sick Bay deteriorates as a result]

2 down, 3 (i think) to go

You wish for my condition to deteriorate?