h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[As you enter you see very expensive equipment, and various liquids in jars of variuos size.]
[There are cabinets full of chemicals]

[In the background you hear manic laughter]

Yes!!! My creation is COMPLETED!!!!

I have an idea for genectic replication of human embryos that will astound you. Do to improvements in genetic research, a technique for growing human embyos to adult size in two weeks is now possible. These humans can be used as cannon fodder. I will take them as my crew as I am the Captain in charge of SPOOKS and I have a mission.

*PA system crackles*

-PA- Could Attila please report to BL's office to tell him about your mission......well, now would be nice -PA-

Yes, lets do that Attila.
Please, put it on my to do list!

*Stands on tiptoes*
*Tries to reach dangerous chemical jar on top shelf*
*Grabs the jar*
*Drops it, the jar smashes and sets on fire*

Ooopsie...*Nervous laugh*

[Grumble grumble]
Well ill start by puttin MY DNA inot this lovely shiney machiene here!

*Swabs mouth*
*Inserts swab inot machiene*

Now to get the rest!

*Puts BL's DNA swab into machiene*

I'm going to tell on you.

Can I store my psychotropic medication in the science lab. One of your creations may need it. Feel free.

what is psychotropic medication ?

Attila, can i put this in your mouth?
*Indicates swab*?

Why are you going to tell on me? Im only following orders!

Psychotropic medication is to cure various ailments caused by different chemical reactions in the brain. Nothing too serious. Some creations may need some, or something, to calm them down in their, cages?

AHHHHHH! Gurgle. Well, that wasn't so bad. It didn't even hurt. Okay, I won't tell anybody.

Yay!

Well im not waiting for the others. Ill just take blood out of my arm then.

[Searches for vein....] Hmm...this will prove difficult!
[Finds vein]
[Inserts syringe]
[Drains arm of blood]

[Boots up computer]
[Starts seperating particles]

*a pillar of blue shimmering light appears and focuses closer and closer to the centre, eventually forming the figure of Nuge*

Right. I am here to give my DNA. need a hand? I have experience with cloning.

I need to stick this in your mouth *Indicates swab*
Or this in your arm *Indicates syringe*
What will it be hun?

*takes the syringe and drains some blood*

Good boy, *pats*

Hmm, now, will you please reach that bottle of HCL please, from the top shelf?

I cant reach!

short