h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... or any other Carla Lane sitcom...

Sorry. Can't make it. I know I am a Bad Puppy, but there you go.

Just please don't make it "Not in Front of the Children", there is torture by Wendy Craig and then there is violation of human rights!

B

I will you know, I will. I might even make it 'The Liverboird Revisited', or whatever the Hell it was called.

Bruce will sulk ever so much, you know?

In fact, *you* can tell him, I don't want to be the shot messenger.

"Bread" wasn't it? I thought this was a family site, so I hadn't mentioned it before now. Or are you thinking of the Nerys Hughes show where she was a district nurse in Wales?

I am sorry. Like I said, I am useless and a wimp, and deserve to the scorn and aprobrium that is being heaped on my head.

Ben
*slinks off, guiltily, wondering if pouring into the video is cheating*

Nah, I mean the 2000 thing featuring one grown up Liverbird and her 'cousin', presumably because the other Liverbird ran screaming from teh very idea.

You thought I was travelling because I liked the glamour of international consultancy? Nothing of the sort! It was to escape tv abortificants like that.

B

Don't blame you. One is often tempted to ditch the whole idea. But then I wouldn't be able to watch Doctor Who.

Mind you, I did let out an involuntary scream of terror Sunday night- I accidently tuned into 'The Real Cliff Richard' on 4 .

We will remember that you said we could tie you up. We have the technology.