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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Feb 16, 2006
congrats
i think i'd like a bright flowered scarf.
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Feb 16, 2006
I think I'd like my pay slip and my P40 and I have the strange suspicion that my ex boss will try and use my kind offer to help every once in a while.
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Mar 25, 2006
A form you get when you leave a job to show your employer how much tax youve paid.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Mar 26, 2006
Ahh... I see.... thats very interesting..... I dont think we have those
Or at least I've never got one.
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Mar 26, 2006
You probably have them in some shape or form.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Mar 27, 2006
You're probably right.
Isn't a P40 a gun? .....No wait, nevermind, I think thats a P90...
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Mar 27, 2006
I wish, I could have shot my boss with a sheet of paper.
After all, the pen is mightier than the sword. Though the sword is much easier if you wish to stab people.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Mar 29, 2006
Thats true. But you could squirt them in the eye with ink like Marcus does in Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade....
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Mar 31, 2006
It doesn't work. I'd need a pen that has a syringe type ink cartridge.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Mar 31, 2006
Doesnt one of those old fasioned pens work? The ones that you refilled with ink yourself?
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Apr 1, 2006
Well my fountain pens wouldn't. They'd both need the weird sucky up the ink type cartridges. I suppose I could get some but still, the sword is much more effective.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Apr 1, 2006
Yes, I think you're probably quite right.
And I think a sucky up ink pen is probably expensive.... although come to think of it.... I suppose a sword is probably more expensive...
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Apr 8, 2006
Plus the shop that sells pens is still open whereas my local sword dealer closed down. And a sucky ink cartridge would probably be only about 3 or 4 quid.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Apr 10, 2006
Really? That little? Hmmmmm....
Your local sword dealer closed down did they? Well that is a pity.... You can always come here...I can think of two places to buy swords off the top of my head. One of them is in a mall that has delicious fruit smoothies
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Apr 12, 2006
I can think of one or two that sell katanas and theres always (plate) mail order.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Apr 12, 2006
What are katanas? Sounds very familiar....
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Apr 13, 2006
Japanese samurai swords.
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Arisztid Lugosi Posted Apr 13, 2006
Ah yes.... Now I wonder where I've heard that before.........
Just burn down the house, burn down the street
...With the sound of your world going up in the fire its a perfect day to throw back your hair and kiss it all goodbye
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Lord Job Boron. That's Lord Job Boron To You! Posted Apr 15, 2006
Probably from me... and thats quite a jump from samurai swords to arson.
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