h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Thanks for thinking of me - but I've totally given up on commiting myself to writing for the guide since it's just not working for me.

Aww Thought I'd try.

thanks for thinking though

I've been at the gym a fair bit lately, and I am sort of working on something. But it's hard bloomin' work.

What, the gym, or thinking?

I've just been making strawberry jam. That's hard work, too, but now I get toast with butter and jam for dinner

the gym
oh I wish I had the time, inclination or energy for strawberry jam

guten appetit!

Thanks. I'll save you a jar or something, made far too much

You're telling me there is such a thing as too much strawberry jam?

Get outta here!

Too much for the pot and too much for the jars I had available anyway. Two kilos of strawberries

But otherwise, I quite agree