A Conversation for The Student Union Bar

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Post 41

I'm not really here

It's just a drink, a bit like a Bloody Mary, but called a Bloody Mina.
(Sorry Ev, no funny punchline. smiley - sadface)

The same person invented a Pierced Nipple for me as well, want one?



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Post 42

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Erm, what's in it? (Dare I ask?)


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Post 43

I'm not really here

In the pierced nipple? a barbell. no, really, it's this.
(I nicked this straight off the page (http://www.h2g2.com/A413056), but it was created just for me, so I am sure he won't mind. smiley - smiley

Ingredients;
1 shot of Sambucca
1 shot of Tequila
1 shot of Baileys

Method;
Use a small glass, put in a shot of Sambucca and a shot of Tequila, carefully pour a shot of Baileys on top so that it floats.

Drink quickly.


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Post 44

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Well, I'll try anything once... no smutty comments from the rest of you, thanks.
*raids bar*
*pours two smiley - empty*
There, a pair of pierced nipples... down the hatch!
*drinks his in one*
*passes out*


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Post 45

I'm not really here

I assume the other one was for me? smiley - smiley
As you appear to be on the floor, I guess you won't mind one way or the other.

~drinks it straight down~

I have had more practise then you, I am fine.

~sits down suddenly~


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Post 46

J'au-æmne

*steps over EV*

any chance of another smiley - stiffdrink? of tia maria & cola, please smiley - smiley whatever he had looks dangerous...


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Post 47

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*from the floor* Did anyone get the number of that truck?


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Post 48

I'm not really here

No, I was watching that, er, something.

Two more just like that please.


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Post 49

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Righto. Can somebody else get the drinks in, please? I'm having a bit of trouble standing up.


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Post 50

J'au-æmne

*looks at EV and Mina*

hmmmm....

*dark side wins*

*smiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - emptysmiley - empty on the bar*

there ya go!


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Post 51

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*tries, but can't reach the bar from his position on the floor*


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Post 52

J'au-æmne

*looks at EV pityingly for a second...*

*puts two of the smiley - emptys on the floor, easily within his reach...*


*smiles*


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Post 53

I'm not really here

Thanks Joanna, these are just right!

that looks cosy on the floor Ev...


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Post 54

J'au-æmne

*sits on a bar stool sipping her smiley - stiffdrink*

*looks down on EV*


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Post 55

Drop Dead Gorgeous Demonic Babe

*helps EV up.... well, tries her best given the circumstances..*

can someone get him something else to drink? it may do him some good...


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Post 56

I'm not really here

How about another Pierced Nipple?

Or maybe not such a good idea. Glass of water?


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Post 57

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*very weakly* Water....


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Post 58

I'm not really here

~passes water~


oh I'm sorry I couldn't resist that.

no really, here is some Perrier. smiley - smiley


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Post 59

Joe aka Arnia, Muse, Keeper, MathEd, Guru and Zen Cook (business is booming)

*pours a |_| of brandy*

Slippery nipple for EV -> smiley - empty


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Post 60

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

*drinks Mina's water*
*passes out again*


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