h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Probably too busy in the pub.

Probably.

Can I get you a Menza?

*yawns and falls asleep on tap*

*taps sea on shoulder*

*jumps three feet into the air*
whowhatwhenwherewhyhow?!?!?!?!?!
*calms down a bit*
oh, hi, DD, can i get you something?

*there is an imprint of the tap on sea's forehead*

Yeah a and a for my friend here.

*pours drinks*

*rummages around in the back for something caffienated*

Might be wise sea.

HAnds to Menza

here's some advice: never do your economics homework for the next two weeks all at once. makes you so bored you spend the rest of the day falling asleep randomly.

Me I never did mine until the last minute anyway.

*grins*
you would if your parents dragged you 100 miles from all your friends and then expected you to have un and be sociable... i hid out in the RV and did two weeks of econ homework.

Gee my parents never did that to me.

If mine had I might have passed.

Hmmmmmm...
I'm in the middle of writing an economics essay that I've had 2 weeks to do. It has to be handed in tomorrow.

Just wondering, has anyone else noticed how stupifyingly boring the Faculty of Social Sciences badge is? Just a thought...

procrastination. fascinating.

*pours *

hey! that's my job!!!

no, wait. if you do it, i don't have to. be my guest, menza...

And what would you like then?

hmm.... something really strong. my parents are driving me nuts. they seem to think that they can keep me under house arrest simply because i stayed out until 1am on friday night/saturday morning... my dad seems to think that i lied about where i was going and when i would be back. but i never specified a time and i didn't know the concert was in a tavern until i got there!!!

*sigh*

*pours *

Here you go.

Sounds painful, but sometimes its easier just to go along with it. It makes them feel important.