A Conversation for How To Become A Mosher! (Spoof!)
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WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ Started conversation Feb 16, 2002
Well my friend u obviously know jack **** about the art of moshing, & b4 u write back a word of warning Ive been doing it for the last 15yrs.
moshing
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Feb 26, 2002
you're right i don't know Jack about being a mosher...as i'm not one sure i like some of the music but im an individual and not a lemming like most of them (yes lemming is the right word...you dress alike you act alike and you like the same bands and frankly in the case of following trends of the mosher bands you're just as bad as the bloody trendies!)...my friend who asked me to write the guide entry about "being a mosher" think's she's a mosher because she's into slipknot...she hasn't got a clue frankly i was just humouring her because she was my mate and that's what mates do...i also if you'd noticed written it about two years ago so it's bound to be a load of crap because i was 14 going on 15 when i wrote it.
Don't partionise me and don't tell me what to write, you're impression of a mosher may be far different from mine because my experience of them is all my friend who are the nicest bunch of people i've ever met, sure they listen to crap which is just swearing and shouting and couldn't hold a tune if they knew what a tune was but they are the sweetest and nicest people i've met in a long time.
No either you can go shove your opinion where the sun don't shine or you can try and be nice and if you really wanted give me some hints on how to describe moshers properly.
We've got off on the wrong foot now and i really don't like to rant on this thing but frankly it's not fair to critisise people and then not advise them on how to make things better.
Em
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted Apr 18, 2002
It okay hun, i've been meaning to do something about it for months and just haven't got around to it, the worst thing is i know it's a load of b*****ks, i should just delete it and keep going with my Shakespeare entry and start my Bridgte Jones one while i'm at it...
it's really mean i write things and people keep ripping into me about them, well just this on and my one on Smacking and child abuse which fair enough it contravtial but i'm jst expressing an opinion...not that i'm online enough to hear what people think.
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WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ Posted Apr 18, 2002
It doesnt matter what u write, somebody is bound to rip into it.The same applies in life you just have to learn by ur mistakes.Yours (still groveling and kissing ur feet while begging for mercy) WW _x_
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Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man Posted Apr 19, 2002
yeah i was wonderng about that. I knew that it would take someone w/ a few bricks less of a load to genuinely write an entry about how to conform to the laws of individuality and really mean it.
moshing
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted May 3, 2002
liek i said i let my friend put it on the site because she was my friend, i wouldn't have minded the post but after it being up for nearly two years with no one even remotly interested in it having three posts in quick succession telling you it's a load of BS isn't very hopeful.
I don't agree with half of what she wrote and i editted out some things because of the House Rules and because they were very offensive but i never intended to ruin anyone's idea of what a mosher is or isn't.
I'm not a mosher and I'm not a trendie...I'm me and all people need to know about the others is i'm not willing to conform.
I am not a number.
I am a person in my own right!
moshing
Detective Armani Posted May 7, 2002
Sorry to jump on the bandwagon but it isn`t exactly a good article. I know it was written by your friend but he/she obviously knows nothing about it. Still, if that`s their perception i guess it`s fair enough. It would be a very boring world if we all had the same views and opinions
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Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted May 13, 2002
Thank you...but as of very soon the article will be no more, I'm sick of the aggro I'm getting because of it...my friend will just have to start her own page and write it herself.
Sometimes it's better to bow out and disappoint one person than sticking to your guns and making yourself unhappy.
moshing
Detective Armani Posted May 13, 2002
Did you happen to see the program on mtv2 about the history of he moshpit the other night? It was very interesting.
moshing
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted May 14, 2002
Nope because we don't have Sky since ITVDigital went bust.
I don't even like the seriously heavy stuff (Slipknot, Korn, Metallica...) I just like stuff with a good bit of guitar and doesn't depress me completely.
moshing
Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man Posted May 14, 2002
`how can you NOT like Metallica? they rock! the music is just so... its got something yknow?
moshing
Detective Armani Posted May 14, 2002
Metallica were great before they started all that S & M stuff. The black album is of course a classic! They are ace live too.
moshing
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted May 15, 2002
I like most music but i seem to like bands people haven't really heard of...such as Nerf Herder, Four Star Mary, Guided by Voices and loads of other band...i like loud like Nirvana but i still like relatively girly stuff like Aimee Mann, Sheryl Crow, Fiona Apple...and old stuff like the Beatles and other things...
I finally got the Live in New York album by Nirvana at the weekend which i've been looking for for ages...it's slightly quieter than i'm used to with them...
And Metallica? Okay i don't mind them so much but things like Slipknot and crappy nu-metal bands like Linkin Park are just s**t! Just reusing stuff...like Song2 by Blur (who i like)is a rip of Smells Like teen Spirit! No BS it totally is!
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Detective Armani Posted May 15, 2002
Well personally, i see nu-metal as a good thing. It`s great to see young kids getting into some half decent music instead of this pop idol rubbish. I realise that with most it will just be a phase but others may end up working their way back to the bands we all know and love. That can only be a good thing.
moshing
WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ Posted May 16, 2002
oops! I have to agree on that one.Im going to kerrang club saturday yipeeeee.....
moshing
Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... Posted May 16, 2002
Okay so kids are getting into things that are other than "Wetflies" but still i'd prefer Linkin Park and the like if they didn't insist on mixing Rock, Punk, Rap and sysnth together, MAKE UP YOUR MINDS! Are you pop or rock???!!!
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- 1: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (Feb 16, 2002)
- 2: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Feb 26, 2002)
- 3: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (Feb 27, 2002)
- 4: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (Apr 18, 2002)
- 5: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (Apr 18, 2002)
- 6: Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man (Apr 19, 2002)
- 7: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (May 3, 2002)
- 8: Detective Armani (May 7, 2002)
- 9: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (May 13, 2002)
- 10: Detective Armani (May 13, 2002)
- 11: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (May 14, 2002)
- 12: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (May 14, 2002)
- 13: Twenty-First Century Schizoid Man (May 14, 2002)
- 14: Detective Armani (May 14, 2002)
- 15: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (May 15, 2002)
- 16: Detective Armani (May 15, 2002)
- 17: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (May 16, 2002)
- 18: WHITE WIZARD ~ Chancellor of magic ~ (May 16, 2002)
- 19: Detective Armani (May 16, 2002)
- 20: Emily...overly fond of the ellipsis...and top ten lists...submit yours @ A87824361... (May 16, 2002)
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