Okay, it's a load of crap but I'm humouring an old friend, this is not to be taken seriously!

How to Become A Mosher in 10 easy steps!

1.Be Messy,Very Messy ( no need to tidy your room....mmm!)

2.Be heavily into the likes of Greenday, Nirvana, Offspring, Pearl Jam,....etc and really heavy stuff like Bathory, Slayer and Iron Maiden if you get the right songs.

3.Wear jeans that have various rips and holes in them, at least one anyway

4.Wear so many chains so that you lose your balance every so often

5.Chill........let it all hang out

6.Have a vague resemblance to Marilyn Manson or the like

7.Who cares about your looks

8.Be seen at every punk rock concert going

9.Swear, A LOT!! (optional!)

10.Head Bang ( This is Moshing after all!)

Hey just follow the Sex, Drugs and Rock and Roll and your there!
(sex and drugs are not advised at under 16 ;-))