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I'll make you another one...

and a large cup of coffee.

Oh, and I'd like some please... black to be more precise... with sugar... and maybe some .

The walls are still pretty empty... What about some pictures?

Black with ?

Some pictures would be nice

i'll put up some h2g2 movie posters
and a GOT MILK advert

Please no posters on the walls! This is a very distinguished coffee house, and it would be a shame to destroy its unique atmosphere with movie posters. They rather fit into the bar, don’t they?

Is there anything wrong with black + ? I like with !

Mixed or separate?

Mixed. See here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/A61345

Yes - but the concept of mixing them is quite defining of the concept of - black tea just doesn't make sense, so why not just say ?

Cause black is the only I like with . I wouldn't drink camomile , green or mallow with milk.
I don't want to risk being served mallow with milk!

If you ask for , you get made from leaves, and no other - not camomile , green or mallow .

That makes sense. It’s a Viennese coffee house thing then to add “black” when ordering (black) .

To be honest, when you're in England people know what is...

Even if green doesn't deserve to be called ... Well, it still *is* called , so it's not that weird to add "black" in front of (black) , is it? I mean, I won't get arrested when ordering black in Britain, will I?

No - I just want to be able to ask for and be given ordinary 'English' and perhaps offered sugar, which I will politely refuse.

You know what? I’ll check it: I’ll go into my most favorite coffee house and order . I’ll let you know what’s going to happen.

They'll probably say something racist like 'white tea?'...

Great! Then I have to say something politically correct like “The color isn’t important!” and end up with disgusting greenish peppermint !

Then reply - 'just thankyou'...

We'll see what's going to happen.