h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Your accommodating bar steward, Master B welcomes you with a grin and open arms. No, don't hug him; he's got BO.

The Thursday bar specialises in Scotch Beer, Real Whisky, Red Rum, and Dark Wine. What'll you be having?

B

Great stuff B - but what about Carling Blue Label?

For the time being I'll have a triple Red Rum straight - keep the change mate...

I will buy in some Carling Blue Label next week. I'd better get some Black Curacao to go with it...

B

Thanks

Could I have pint of Scotch Beer and a packet of Kiwi fruit flavoured crips please...

So, hopefully everyone should turn up for a drink, 'cos it's quite a nice pub.

Question to everyone: What's your favourite drink in real life? ('Cos you're not going to find it here )

Alex

Mine's a real whisky, our kid.

Ok - so there's a Thingite in the Thursday Thirst...

Of course, we do serve everyone provided that they're nice people

In spite of it being a wee bit on the early side - could I have a Cragganmore with just a tad of spring water, please?

You'll probably have to wait a short while - we haven't got a large selection of spirits yet and B will have to go to the brewery to fetch some... (hope he doesn't drink it all on the way back )

I'll have a whisky. Though In real life I'm not picky what I'm given; I'll drink pretty much anything!

~Skenvoy

Okay - apparently it's Real Whisky.

I think I'll have a pint of Carling Blue Label.

but what if I don't want Real Whisky?
oh well I guess I'll make do, if I try really hard!

~Skenvoy

Well, I suppose you can probably get other types of whisky here.

No one seems to drink the B's drinks in real life...

I think I'll have another pint - I downed that one too quickly.

I better not have too many; when I'm drunk I sing and we wouldn't want that... oh hold on I'm meant to sing here aren't I?

~Skenvoy

You may sing as much as you like - we can't hear you

Hey I'm a great singer... ask anyone I know, I haven't paid them, honest

~Skenvoy

Don't worry - just some light-hearted fun.

I just got a phone call - I'm going for some real now...

Alex

A couple of people had to go at 9:15, so I only got two pints and two shots of vodka in.

I was at a party yyesterday and I didn't get to drink at all so I can sympathise with you there! But the party was good so it is a small price to pay

~Skenvoy

The beer was good , but the quantity wasn't ample.

Still, you can drink as much as you like here at the Thursday Thirst, although if you get disorderly you might get thrown out...