h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Is it alright if I put a poster up? "Christmas Competition!!! - Write a two line slogan or a four line jingle for Radio Thursday and you could win a fantastic prize!!! Enter now at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/brunel/F1952238?thread=534963 !!!"

*walks in*

Tequila and orange barman

*waves about a Charle Darwin*

Nice poster, catchy yet not to eyecatching:

hhhm...what rhymes with Thursday???

astray, away, beret, betray, birthday, bouquet, buffet, cafe, cliche, convey, dare say, decay, delay, dismay, display, doomsday, dossier, flambe, funday, friday, gangway, gateway, halfway, hearsay, hooray, I say, mainstay, midday, monday, noway, obey, okay, outplay, outstay, parfait, passe, railway, reggae, my sleigh, stairway, sunday, swordplay, today, touche, tuesday, wednesday, weekday, workday,

to name just a few

(I have far too much time...)

As your resident alcoholic thought i should make an appearance
I'll have a pint of heavy if I may, real beer, not like that tepid lukewarm stuff they serve in England

I'll have you know that the stuff served in London is too cold to down in one...

thats cos its lager
it was a real shock moving south and discovering warm beer

We haven't got a Scot paying for a drink here, quick get the camera!!!

I'm only part-Scottish, its the English part that buys the and the Scottish part that drinks it

So your top half is Scottish, and your bottom half English then?

Hmmm...

B

that sounds about right
the Scottish part has all the taste and the English part is responsible for the c**p I come out with

I'm half English, one quarter Welsh and one quarter Greek. The greek bit likes kebabs, the welsh bit likes walking around in the rain, and the *english* bit orders, drinks and considers the temperature and *taste* of beer (or lack of taste in some circumstances)

Oh, and a please...

I'm half English, half scottish but apparently i talk like a german???

What - have you developed a 'teeensy vensy bitt off an accent'?

9

Nine of them? Crumbs...

Any more Blackadder quotes or are we going straight onto 'Allo' 'Allo'???

First one to do a really bad French accent here wins...

[do a really good one and I might give you an award]

you mean a really good, really bad one?

Indeed.