h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There there, Paul. We'll put you on a diet of celery and laughs. The laughs will be coming from us as we eat gourmet food right in front of you. Because I think I read somewhere that misery promotes weight loss... or company.

Yes and as an added insult to injury you'll be paying our bill, so it's win/win!

a diet of will probably help as well.. I'm not sure for what, but it usually makes me feel good

And why put you on a diet if you're going to make Bob feel bad! Mysterious undead yak waiter! Some ale for my good friend Bob the Dinosaur. Put it on Paul's tab

Evilclaw,

Paul, more celery?

A stick of celery in a pint of creme de menthe should make a nice diversion for poor Paul. I'll stick with a bucket of thanks.

.. "A stick of celery in a pint of creme de menthe" .. I agree it could make a diversion but what on earth is he to do with it?

There, "that's* what I do with it: mix up a nice grasshopper.

would you like some celery with that?

Paul drank his concoction 12 hours ago! Either he's sleeping the effects off or he's turned into a stick of celery with a mint chocolate flavoured end!

I'm off on hols, see you all in 3 weeks.

Paul will be back .. if he sleeps it off
have fun

Well he should have a mix of lager, vodka and skittles. That works for me !

Drink the rainbow!

Well it certainly looks like one when you throw it up

Nice...

Well you'll certainly have a tasteful toilet basin in the morning!

... I'll have an I think

I think I'll move the conversation on...

after I post the smiley!

right .. I'll fill up the page with and have one or two while filling up