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Listed below are the jobs available for you to take up¹. The amount of effort required by the jobs varies from "none whatsoever" to "just give it to B..."

Job Title	Job description	Availability
Founder	The person in control of the whole general mish-mash	Taken forever by Thursday
Member's Page	Be the one in charge of the Member's Page and associated pages and threads.	Taken by Master B
Official Nemesis	Be the Official Nemesis of the Thingites.	Taken (perhaps forever) by Ottox
The Bard	We need someone with a creative mind to write a few poems and songs about Thursday.	Taken by Skenvoy
Keeper of the Kiwi Spoons	We badly need someone to look after the sacred item of the Campaign... If you want you can have your own page	Taken by What_is_life
Spy	The Thingites and Sporkites are forever scheming to destroy us all... We need someone to lurk around their base and keep a watchful eye on them. You must be strong though - once you turn down the Thing path, it will forever guide your destiny...2	Taken by miraculousrandomness3
Prosthetist	If anyone needs a limb replacing, or would like an extra arm4, then the prosthetist is the person to go to.	Taken by bubba-fretts
Radio Thursday Two host	This is a highly flexible job, and you can choose whatever you want to put on your channel (and your page...)	Taken by DarkListener
Radio Thursday Four host	A job nearly fouled up by my inane stupidity...	Taken by Lady Admiral Ayeka
Resident Alcoholic	We're looking for someone who likes to drink and isn't ashamed. Any takers? (You get your own page...)	Taken by Blackberry Cat
Resident	The one who lights the way...	Taken by Lady Admiral Ayeka
Eater of Chocolate	We need someone to reduce the ever growing surplus of chocolate on the Campaign for Thursday site - we just don't know what to do with it any more...	Taken by Captain Khamsin
Thursdayite in charge of all things lost that were left there only just the night before	Self explanatory really...	Taken by SANCHO_PANSA
Official Protector of the Rest of the Week	Protector of Monday5, Tuesday, Wednesday6, Friday, Saturday and Sunday	Taken by d586poetpaul
Official Counter of Postings	Counter of the number of Thursdayite postings	Taken by Dr. Megabite

The jobs in bold are available right now. If you would like to apply for a job, simply post a message below on the appropriate thread. Thankyou!

If you want a job not listed here, just ask nicely and you never know, you might get it...

¹Provided that you're a Thursdayite ²Unless you're Ottox ³Previously taken by the now-elvised JC⁴Just like Zaphod Beeblebrox, only a prosthetic arm, not a real one...⁵This is Sergeant Laurel Wreath's job in the Campaign for the Rest of the Week⁶This is Katkodl's job along with Vice Protector of the Weekend in the Campaign for the Rest of the Week