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you saucy devil!
also, hp named after houses of parliament (see illustration on bottle) and tastes like australian wine.
*hits B-17 on head with cup full of hp sauce*
*cup breaks, sauce drips down B-17s face*
*exit draped in union jack, singing jerusalem*

Good to have you back!
Yes houses of parliament, but it doesn't say it on the bottle, like it used to. As for Aussie wine, well.

nice to be back, but i think another prolonged absence is imminent, as i am still behind with college work.
i didnt go to the party, ironic given the fuss i made.
only joking re new world wine.
there is a pub lease going here, and i keep thinking about applying for it (i love cooking) but am trying to restrain myself based on
a) strong probability of drinking profits
b) need to concentrate on studies

Funny, I always fancied running a pub! Esp. one that served good food and fine ales, but the profit drinking had also crossed my mind
How are the studies progressing anyway?

slow. massive backlog. danger of failure.
good article, BTW.

Well, it's a startFinally.
Others in the pipeline are Islay, the Whiskys of, Adelaide Hills Wineries, and another 2 that i have currently forgotten, but are written down on a piece of paper somewhere in the house!
However at the moment, I have decided to teach myself HTML and to get my own website set up. We shall see how it shapes up over the next few weeks.
You got exams coming up?

no, course work.
give favourable mentions to:
lagavulin
bow more
coel isla (is that how its spelt?)
gin
beer
tea

I shall, along with Laphroaig, Port Ellen, Ardbeg, Bruichladich and Bunnahabhain.
It is actually spelt Caol Ile. So now you know

At least there is no stress from exam revision!
Course work.

its gotta be done, and im gonna do some now.
congratulations on your elevation to caretaker.
see you soon

Oh, i forgot to tell you, I have also been nominated to become an ACE.
Obviously been spending far too much time on here

BTW, stick in there, think of the excellent pay you can hope to reap at the end of it all!

ne self respecting motor mechanic is without a bootle of hp sauce.
it makes a wonderful degreaser, away with all that caked on muck around your cylinder block.simply apply hp liberally wait for the chemical reaction and hose off the residue.yer engine now sparkles with that better than new look!

Don't know about the sauce, never had any: but I would like to know about you. So how about filling us in on our entry page?

Captivate small children by showing them how to clean a dirty coin: cover half of it in HP sauce for two minutes and then wash the sauce off.

Interesting uses Guys, all input gratefully recieved.
If used, a mention in the article will be addded

oh I used to do that to amuse my kids! They loved it!