h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Mistress of All That is Dark and Evil. Storms created, powers based on weather. Can go years without a recharge. Spork-Fu, Thumbwar, Boy-Band Torture, and other devious powers included. Teleportation and shape shifting on request. Physical attributes: 5'8", Blonde Hair, Green eyes. Mini-skirt, tube top and combat boots. Black velvet cloak for concealment and cold weather operations. "Evil should never look this good". Inquire with Soeasilyamused

hey, very nice... perfect!!! thanks, red!!!

You're entirely welcome.

thought i'd add new developments:

sith apprenticeship completed, sith name: Darth Solent. has fully operational orange double-bladed lightsaber.
has the ability to become a kindergarten teacher
throws lightning bolts at will- has been known to destroy small planets.
recently turned into a part-vampire with impressive magical powers
has no qualms about kidnapping- see her failed attempt at kidnapping a presidential candidate

thank you...

Didn't the kidnapping work, but the ransom thing not pan out?

that's true... i did kidnap him... but i got caught. i'll never make the same mistake twice, though...

Sea, seeing you are now a full-grown sith, are you looking for an apprentice?

i suppose so... why, would you like to learn the way of the sith?
(just a note, my apprenticeship lasted about 1 week)

I would be honoured to learn the path of the sith. One week sounds fine to me... as long as I dont have to talk too much, cos im going to vanish from saturday evening until the following thursday night..

no problem. i was gone for most of mine as well *grin*

By the way, your profile has been updated, sea.

thank you very much!

ohmygosh i forgot to start redfish's apprenticeship. i am so sorry. did you still want to do that?

Yup

okeydokey then...
*sea starts redfish's training, which consists mainly of fighting with a lightsaber, using the force, and being evil. the training will last one week*

~Red, who has not studied the Force, but has spent centuries studying black magic, copies Redfish's movements, and mocks him a little~

*looks at red, who looks rather hilarious*
*tries to remain serious, after all, she is training her apprentice*
*fails miserably and dissolves into hysterical laughter*

*stabs Red with his lightsaber*

*looks surprised*
well then. i see you've learned quickly.
*looks at red*
are you okay???

*long silence*




He isnt talking....



*looks faintly worried*