h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

[Stirling:"Plenty, for instance- *pauses*- never mind."]

[Guard] Look I've never cared much for her, she busted me to Lieutenant, I want to get even

*Three men of SG-6 jog in with the prisoner*

[Pinkella] Looks like you got some company.

*The men wait and see the prisoner imprisoned and then they leave*

*Two SG-6 men come in, handcuff the prisoner and march him to the interrogation room < F1929415?thread=673204&post=7384484#p7384484 >*

*Mahes' door explodes and he bursts out, disarming the first guard and holding a gun to his head*

I have one of your men. He will live if you return me to Bubastis.

[Guard 2] I can't do that, the colonel will have to deal with it, you'll have to deal with her

*Mahes screams*

Then bring her here! Or you will see first hand the nature of suffering!

*The Guard runs off*

*The Colonel enters*

I'm Colonel Reefgirl, what is it I can do for you

Lead me out, Colonel. Or I will torture this man in front of your eyes.

Maybe we can strike a bargin, let him go first, I have people who will kill you where you stand if you so much as scratch him

*Mahes' eyes narrow*

I can assure you my relexes will enable me to break his neck before I die. No bargaining. You will lead me to your stargate and let me leave. You will do this now or he will suffer.

*Enters and survays the scene.*

You wanted me Colonel?

*Looks at Mahes.*

That's a bad idea. You cause anyone in here suffering and they *gesture towards the gards.*definately won't let you anywhere near a stargate for the rest of your life.

My patience is running out. In five seconds I will cut off his left ear. Followed by his nose. Now RELEASE ME!

*looks calmly at Mahes.*

Harming that guard will only convince us you are not safe to let go. So stop the threats.

Where do you want to go?

Bubastis of course. My home planet. Four seconds.

It is unlikely that I'll be able to convince my superiors to let you go to Bastet's home planet in four seconds. Either you let the guard go, so I can get my superiors to consider it, or give me a less inhabited planet to drop you on.

Any will suffice.

Two seconds.

*The Colonel grabs the Traquiliser gun and shoots the guard who collapse's, she aims the gun at Mahes*

You next, you don't start talking sense I'll change this proper ammo