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*walks in, sees the major, decides to ingnore her, and starts testing weights*

*decides that the 20 kg weights should do, and starts to do various exercises with them*

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*Kat finishes her stretches, sweat streaming off her from the effort of her weak legs. She has been pointedly ignoring the lieutenant. Now she sits up and cautiously watches him as she sips from a bottle of water someone has left lying around*

*starts to do upright row*

*Having rested a bit Kat carefully puts the top back on the bottle and puts it back on the side.
Making a mental note to check with teh gym staff as to whether the airmen are using the equipment in there or if all the exercise is being neglected, she shuffles back down to her wheelchair and slumps down in it utterly exhausted, dreading the prospect of wheeling back to the med bay*

Lieutenant, a report has been filed to the colonel and your captain. However, if you will take me back to the medical bay, I will be willing to complete your medical for you on the condition that you also get me a coffee.

~~What does this woman think I am, her personal servant or something?~~

~~I didn't think I'd have to deal with this on this f**king side of the gate, but if what she says is true, then I'm probably off duty.~~

*in a clipped cold tone of voice*

Yes, Major.

*puts the weights back where they were when he started, and then, still in previous tone of voice*

Do want your coffee black?

With sugar?

*Kat remains very very polite and clinical in tone*

Black, no sugar thank you.

*without a word walks over to coffee machine makes coffee, and brings it over to the the major and hands it to her*

*Takes the cup, sniffs it deeply and relaxes before taking a sip*

Thank you lieutenant, now if you'd like to take me back to the med bay? Or would you rather delay your exam?

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<*sharp in take of breath* F**K! That has got to hurt! (that is a direct quote from what I just said in RL). How did you do that?>

*in sharp clipped cold tone of voice*

Yes, Major.

*pushes the major out of the room towards the medbay*

*Kat wheels in and rests her chin on the pool table*

~~I hope they sort that poor antelope out, it's very cute though...

Anyhow I've had enough of all this, I need to take some R&R. Must remember to talk to the colonel~~

*She rests her head on the table and sighs*

*A medic comes running in*

Ma'am we have a new recruit in Medical, Jack says he'll deal with it, do you want to observe

*Kat lifts her head and looks at him bleerily*

Whu? Oh, I'm sure Jack will do a fine job. Tell him I'll be along shortly and that if he has any problems to page me.

*she puts her head back on the table*