h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*grabs suit and runs* thankyourbyeseeya*

*Scandrea and Dr. Felsner walk in, tailed by the antelope.*

[DF] You're sure you're OK?

[S] For the fifteenth time, yes! *Pets the antelope.* This isn't the place for you, buddy...

*The antelope butts her in the thigh gently and looks up at her*

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[DF] How long has it been since you've eaten?

[S] Uhh.... Best not to answer that, probably.

*They leave with antelope for the dining hall*

*Scandrea walks in, and closes and locks the door behind her. She arranges some pillows in the bed, and covers them with a blanket before she goes to the bathroom.*

As Commander Sam Vimes said, "Always know how to break into your own knick."

*She stands on the toilet and opens up the exhaust fan vent- apparently, she bribed the contractor to put it on hinges for easy access- and ties a long string to the. She does the caver trick, tightening all the major muscle groups and exhaling so she's much smaller, then shimmies up into the vent. She tugs the string behind her, and pulls the grate shut.*

*A rectangular shape appears in the wall, followed by a handle. The door opens, in walks Geddon who finds an empty corner, with bed and table. Chucks bag onto bed, mutters something about "sortitout later"as he heads for the door, opens door, exits, closes door, handle disappears, followed by outline of door. The wall looks complete again*

*Comes in with a havasack, then puts the havasack on bed. Takes out a pair of shaped slippers out of havasack. Takes army boots off and puts the shaped slippers on. Has a quick swig of some alien .*