h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's got a new job as a spy -
IT's in disgITuise

Look, that overcoat, trilby hat and false nose attached to glasses with a plastic moustache is fooling no-one

IT didn't recognize itself though

Aha! Just as I thought. IT was the butler!

aah! Jarvis the IT

IT plays tag.

tag IT, your IT

So IT doesn't play IT?

Shakespeare said IT in his plays, but IT was around way before him

Cousin Itt (with two "t"s): http://youtu.be/IIdNGQL1rUQ

That's where IT all started

IT has confused me. What is IT talking about?

Itt was speaking of long-haired profundities.

if anyone could understand what IT is talking about, IT wouldn't say anything

IT felt good and after investigation, IT felt even better

IT wanted to be president of America, IT didn't have the finances

I remember Bill Clinton once saying "That depends on what IT is."

no one past or present can say what "IT" is, there's rumours and opinions, but nothing that stands up as factso "IT" remains supreme

Is IT part of Trumps false news then?

IT will never associate with him