h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Gazing in horror at the plush pink velour and multiple feather boas draped over the salmon statuette of Dr. Ruth..*

I'm afraid... i'm very very afraid....

* A disturbing looking old man, takes time out to drape the last remaining hairs across his dandruffed scalp, his exposed arms bear testament to years of uncurved follical growth. Indeed, it looks like these hairs were part of a witness relocation programme from his head, just to get away from the large warts on the side of his greasy face... *

You just wait me lad, we can go a long way further down market than this! Just how people like it really, so they don't have to go to all the trouble of dressing up in their Sunday best just to go online...

- What? Warts are completely natural...

*Zax is shaken from head to toe by a shudder ranking approximately 3.6)

Yiccchhhhhh.
where's a spoon when you need a good gagging?

I need a bath.

Mad Gerald! God to meet you for the first time because you are definately not the alter ego of anyone I've ever met before! Oops! There was a typo up there. Should have been "Good" to meet you... well, I'm dropping by this forum to mention that -- as a completely new researcher -- it might be nice if you'd update your user page introduction so that people can come and talk to you. God -- Almighty, who you are obviously not the alter ego of, has done so and grown quite popular. You might give it a try yourself!

~Irving Washington,
Assistant Community Editor (ACE)
Patron Saint of Highly Strung People

LOLOL!


Nicely put, irv!