h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

* This part of the establishment seems to comparatively well appointed, most of the bannisters here still have some of the chrome plating still applied. There is a large staircase leading down from ground level, decorated with brightly lit, classy, flashing pink heart shaped lights. A small bar stocked with expensive cocktails lies in wait under a Cabana. The lounge area has a number of comfortable chairs with ‘loveheart‘ day-glo pink cushions emblazoned with ‘You could be next...!!!’ *

* A number of people mill around, trying to look interested in the architecture. Some of the more inebriated are trying to chat up their own reflections in the large glass mirrors. Some of the more egotistical strut around waiting to be seduced, and apply some of their ‘natural’ chat-up lines in conversation... *

* You can just see a small counter just to the right of the stairs, where potential clients might leave their details *
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50424

* You can go to the chat-up index, to compare notes with other Don Juan’s... and er Don Julias ? * http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50428

* Look up & add to the Pervy Guide to Online Acronyms, Sayings & Smileys *
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50423

* Or you could spirit your company away to our lovely discrete private chatrooms *

Room Key No.1) http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50421
Room Key No.2) http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50418
Room Key No.3) http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=38889&thread=50247

* Or you can just go for here, tiger...!!! ROAR !!!*

*looks around*
Kinda like some of the more upmarket student hang-outs round here....
*looks closer*
Not enough vomit, though.

* He struts in like a peacock (obviously without the fabulous head display, as he is balding ), his preening continues by adjusting his huge golden medallion just visible below a 'rainforest' of chesthair... *

* He casts a conspiratorial eye in Martin's direction... *

Alright, you take that side of the empty room, and I'll take the other - Grrr!!!

* Mad Gerald goes about replacing 'yesterday's' kitch displays with todays hipper trendier kitch... *