h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Finaly reads Dr. E's comment and realises that she forgot her "civvies"

Oh, my goodness! *Starts to blush*

*Dives into a nearby wardrobe in search of something to wear and emerges a while later wearing a little black dress that doesn't leave much to the imagination*

Well, it was either that or a dressing gown with food stains down the front! Besides, it sort of sets off the motorcycle boots, don't you think?

*Stomps off in a not quite lady-like fashion in search of some cake and a drink*

Hey, you lot ought to be more careful! Anyone could have just walked in and taken all of your coats...

*looks around*

... but I think it's a bit late for that!

*sets down crate-o-records, takes off super rubbery, bouncy coat & puts it under the coat bouncers*
there you go
*picks up crate & sets it down again, thinking about how she is going to dance to disco in her long and reddish
velvet skirt and ripped fishnets and tall boots (not sexy ones, just pole climbers) & decides that since maybe
the dj might play other music, decides to just change into some rainbow pants (leaves on dramatically black
shirt,fishnets, and boots) puts on some big purple sunglasses and a green velvet cowboy hat (even though
she hates
country music) and decides that now she is ready for anything!! & satisfied she picks up the crate again &
with a tip-o-the hat (somehow) to the others she leaves towards the party*

*wakes up*

Oh... my head...

That'll have been the Cheese jumping on it then

*Continues to jump*

I hit a bump earlier...anyone know what it was?

Might of been Ioreth...

Oops...

*leaps out from under the pile*
WHO is JUMPING on me?

*looks around, as if daring the assembled to respond*

Was it YOU?

YOU?

Oh well then.

*goes back to sleep*

Who was that? Oh well...

*Continues to jump, but this time, much harder.*

*but suddenly, somebody kicks*

Ouch. Those coats kill.

*Jumps on different part of mountain of coats*

*comes in very late and looking mildly confused. Dumps the "big mistake" coat she bought last week and contemplates running off with a better one when the coast is clear*

Hello!

Evening all - would take off my coat but as it is attached to my skin perhaps what.

*dumps New Zealand Rug on top of the bed.*

*gets up from under pile, and walks off*

*Pops back in to check that her crash helmet and leathers haven't been pinched or damaged in all the bouncing*

Okay, who's been eating cheese on the bed and got it all over my stuff?

*Peers inside her crash helmet*

Great! Just what I wanted - a cheesy helmet!

*Turns into defensive mode*

Eating cheese? EATING CHEESE? Who was eating cheese? This is a serious offense! Grrrrr...

Oh, that was my skin on your helmet. Silly me *blush*.

*Continues jumping, whether Ioreth is getting hit in the head or not*

*Suddenly rushes in.*

*The assembled wonder: what will she do? Attack?*

*Many retreat into the corner.*

*But, in a gesture of peace, she joins in the bouncing.*

*Sigh of relief.*