h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm starting to get a bit worried about this site as everyone I find on it are accountants like me - Does this mean we all have sad lives and are so depressed by our boring work all day that we spend hours surfing h2g2 just to make it all seen worthwhile !

Yes Ginger, I'm afraid you are right. The web is full of bored accountants who spend the day surfing while the beans remain uncounted. I myself am not an accountant but sometimes pretend to be so I don't feel left out when I'm on the net.

So how nice are the trousers, Roger non-accountant?

Oh they're particularly nice today - I'm thinking of changing my name to Roger Splendid-trousers the First.

I think a picture may have to be added to your user page showing this stupendous leg attire. Where do you find this magnificent clothing ? I take it you don't shop at Burtons.

No I don't get them from Burtons. They're made especially for me by the little people who live at the bottom of my garden. They do hats as well. Would you like one?

I'm not really a hat person but a splendid jacket would be fine. Why don't I have nice little people living in my garden instead of rabbits?

I've had a word about your jacket and they say no problem, but it'll cost you 3 teeth, 8 cans of lager and 40 fags (the fairies are a bit rough where I come from).

With fairies like that I think I'll stick to my rabbits. The first rabbit I had liked lager but I don't think any of them have ever smoked!

mine used to never smoke as well until one fatefull day when they ran into my neighbor.

What did your neighbour do? Sling them on the barbeque?

Oh no - I've just realised - I think I live next door to Monshari

Hmmm! Maybe your name should be Nasty Roger with the Nice Trousers!

yes ginger, you were right. they smoked quite well after that i do miss those rabbits. and as for you roger NASTY trousers, that was you!, how could you!, i swore revenge on the person who smoked my bunnies!, now, choose your weapon and choose it wisely!

are you ready????

Shall I umpire?

oh yes, please do, we could use a good umpire i think, or shall i say, "he could use a good umpire"
by the way, where is he? i think he may be a little chicken as i have not seen him around lately. i know what it is, he is stricken with fear over my superiority! ha ha

And of course, being a rabbit owner and a vegetarian I have absolutely no bias whatsoever! (Monshari - Go for the trousers - it's obviously his weak point!)

yes ginger, i think i shall start with the trousers!
now if only i could locate that mean ol' roger NASTY trousers, where oh where can he be? oh woe is me, all armored up and no one to flog!!
what's a girl to do?

O could provide you with my hit list and you could use them for target practice!