h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Headingley used to be a stomping ground of mine. All my friends there were either students or "musicians" who did no accounting at all except for some extreme forms of creative accounting at the various inns and hostelries in the area, all of which we used to frequent on a daily basis apart from The Skyrack which I've never heard of (although I must add it's been some years since I was banished, by order of court, from yorkshire).
Does this put you'r mind at rest?

roger-nice-trousers-once-again......... i heard that!
do you want me to take your trousers and feed them to my bunnies??

Believe me, the only device I need to control men I keep with me at all times and it would take surgery for me to remove it!

I think I may have inadvertantly cause some confusion at the start of this thread! I did not mean that headingly was full of accontants as i am sure it isn't. Rather I was commenting on the fact that at one point very early on everyone on h2g2 appeared to be an accountant. A cynic would say that if you do a search on the word "accountant" what do you expect? but I have never ever met a cynic on h2g2!

Believe me Monshari - my trousers are so hot that if you were to feed them to your bunnies..... well you can guess the rest. You never told me you had some new rabbits? By the way Monshaire, where are you? Becuase if I live next door to you I need to know so I can get home tonight.

Mmmmm. Are you talking about your fist or your tongue? Or something I'm too naive to think of?

Monshaire? Sorry about that.

It's a secret! If I tell you I may have to kill you and I don't like to wear a dead man's trousers!

Now don't go getting all violent again - I nearly had to change my name to Roger the Eunoch because of you.

Roger Nothing-in-His-Trousers would have been better!