h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

oh ginger!!!, i just LOVE the way you think!!! what, with the VODKA next door and now this!!!could we, i mean should we??? oh what the hell. yes
let's do it!!! where is that hit list?, i could use a little target practice to warm me up some. by the way, i
think i saw that mean ol' roger NASTY pants in another forum close by, i may just go over there in a
moment and smoke him out! (please, by all means take smoke him out literally!!!!! )
p.s. how about we bring some of that vodka over here?

My most sincere apologies for my absence these last few days. I have been in consultation with my lawyers and we are in the process of drafting a brief statement - until that time I really have nothing to say.

Ready? Take aim..................Fire!

Ha!! Your pathetic weapons will never pierce these trousers - they can repel any projectile.........Damn, left my flies undone.....
Oooowwwwwwwww!!!!

The pair of trousers that could withstand my weapons haven't been invented yet!

Defeated. My world is undone.

Ginger, I now take off my trousers and give them to you. You are now the wearer of the trousers and from now on, you will be known as "Ginger Nice-Trousers the First". But beware, the trousers are extremly dangerous in the wrong hands.

(Sorry about the grassy patch on the knees)

I think I might wash these before putting them on! Don't cry, Roger! I'm sure the fairies at the bottom of the garden (From henceforth to be known as TFATBOTG for speed) will soon make you another pair and thyen you can have your name back!

boy!, this is what i get for going to sleep now isn't it!
i look everywhere for roger NASTY trousers only to find that when i wake up my work has already been done and his name had to be changed to roger no trousers. i was so looking forward to torchering you myself but not to worry i see ginger did a fine job on her own. thank-you ginger, good work

Monshari, you look upon a broken man. I am so sorry about your rabbits but you see, when I was a baby, I was savaged by a Belgian Cashmere Lop and ever since I have sought to vanquish the rabbit warriors. But now I see the error of my ways and intend to donate a small fortune to a well deserving rabbit charity. Know you of such an organisation?

you are forgiven, i think ginger has punished you properly for smoking my cute little bunnies. as for a worthwhile charity to make a large donation too i would like to suggest b.a.s.p. (bunnies against smoke pits), they are a little known organization that strives to extinguish smoke from the lives of bunnies everywhere.
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now, could you do me a favor and put your trousers back on, people are starting to stare

Here! You can have your trousers back. Doug Dastardly got upset at me taking your name so you can have that back too! Henceforth you shall be known as Roger Nice-Trousers-Once-Again!

ginger, just curious...... do you think he really learned his lesson on smoking rabbits????

I guess he is the same as any other despot - we have to trust him not to abuse the second chance we are giving him until history proves us wrong!

Oh its a beautiful world - birds are singing, children are playing and I HAVE MY BELOVED TROUSERS BACK ON.

Thank you Ginger and Monshari for your mercy. Thank you from the bottom of my trousers. And thank you Ginger for the interesting items you left in the pockets.

well, it is nice to see you with your trousers back on again!
by the way, cute legs
ginger, what exactly did you leave in his trousers????

Umm! Can I have them back please? I need them for the weekend!

Oh no - sorry - the police have taken the things away for forensic examination - you can have the "I-Spy Book of Mudwrestlers " back though - they didn't take that.

I used to live in Headingley, but didn't drink at the Skyrack, and no-one I knew drank there, and none of us were accountants, so I think possibly your worries are... well-founded. Sos!

Ooh Good because it had some really good pictures in it and I'd only looked at half of them! If the police are after me do I need to change my name AGAIN!

No its OK, I said they belonged to Monshari - you can keep your name. It was that "Man control device" thing they were interested in. What was that anyway?