h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What's this about world domination? I'm sorry, but that's my job, bub!
**Salem flies off, experiences some turbluance and goes into third stage labour**

erm ooooookay

::sits around and cleans his trackball::

Excuse me! I seem to have gone into third stage labour, and yet, no-one comes to help. I'm having a baby hear, people!
**Salem gets very angry and then screams as he experiences another contraction**

Hold on, how the ruddy hell am I in labour?! I'm a man...well, a teenager, anyway.

Should have used protection, like a semi-automatic

I recomend a .44 or .45 next time. A 9mm just lacks that knock down power.....

So is it a boy or a girl?

if you're male and your the mother, who's the father?

Maybe a female?

Come on, who is it?

Laughs at the whol subject

Is there something you think you should be telling us SLaTfatF ?

hahahahahahahahaha

*wanders in and at the scene*
What *do* you lot get up to when I'm not around?

Now that would be telling!

**Salem looks at everyone's curious faces and decides he shoukd play along.**
Well, the mother is, err...
**Salem looks around and notices a poster on the wall**
The mother is, um, God. UYes, that's it. God.

Well that's good timing, with it being Christmas eve and all!

Perhaps a day too early though

Tweetie!!! You missed all the fun earlier this morning!