h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Apparently, the nice little nook in the corner of the Wing's bar has been appropriated by Zax*.*

*it's really the most perfect nook in the bar, what with its deep, plush, seven-foot-long black velvet couch, multiple giant beanbag chairs, dark paneling, and forest green shag carpet. for entertainment, the 100-foot tall plate glass picture windows look out on the Boulevard of Dreams, and in the distance, the flight training course.*

*of course, what REALLY makes it prime property is its proximity to the bar... with its neverending flow of mindrotters...*
*The semi-intimate secluded nook just oozes comfort with the kind of class one can only achieve after death or in sainthood.*

*Except, that is, for the heavily snoring Archangel who is laying splayed out face down on the couch, sleeping off this morning's round of mindrotters..*

It's not often you see an angel who practices their saintly duties so conscientiously!

LOL !!!

Mind you, you were in 'training' along time before I confirmed you had the post...

- Simply, High Spirited.

*Zax snorts in mid snore, smacks lips loudly, and rolls over...*

*Tweetie wanders over with her drink and takes a seat next to Zax*
*thinks* There is no way anyone could miss me on this sofa...
*she glances at Zax and rolls her eyes heaven-ward- which is a difficult manoueveur considering she's already sitting in Heaven but she manages anyway*
Typical...
Wish I could doze off anywhere but my bed...

Tweet! trust you to find me here!
nifty trick with the eyes!

Right back at you with the sleep-talking
Well, you know I like to keep track of my friends...

*Loops the loop before coming to rest on the carpet...*

I've finaly got the nack of this flying business you know!!!

*Wanders over to the bar, getting a heather cream for me, a refil for Tweet and a beer for Zax.... Sits in between the two of them, hoping the smell of alcohol will awaken them to the world!!!*

mmm!

mmm?

mmm....

looks evilly (in an angelic way, obviously!) at the pair of them, *wondering if their wings are ticklish....*

hehe.. only one way to find out....

*extends an arm towards Zax, tickling the edge of his folded wings gently...*

hmm, no response.... maybe this...

*dips a finger into the beer and runs it over Zax's top lip....*

hehe... that should do it!

*sits back and waits for Zax's response, with an equally evil grin on her face...*

Hi Tweetie. *nods* Zax. Hey nice lounge. Oh! My! God! Look at that sound system! *walks over* *sits on couch* *reads abnormally exciting book called STARSHIP TITANIC* SMEF! (Spontanious Massive Existence Failure) The dreaded.... umm thingy! Sorry. Am I too loud?

*bouncing 2 feet into the air, screaming bloody murder*

gnyeaaaaagh!!

NO TICKLING!!!


*CATapults from the couch and lands on the FC*

I'm gonna GET you now, kitty!!!

*begins to tickle mercilessly*

OH! i almost forgot!

*Pulls a HUGE ball of catnip from a trenchcoat pocket and procedes to tease the Cat*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hehe.. Never thought you could jump that high without using your wings!

Zax... have you forgotten cats like being tickled... Purrs deeply...

That's not fair pulling the catnip toy out

*keeps trying to get it from Zax as he keeps it just out of reach*

*gives up after a while and thinks about tickling Zax again....*

Hiya Jeltz, how's it going?
*sits up on the couch and crosses her legs*
This is getting scary...
Now what's the Angel equivalent of catnip? Oh right.
*reaches over to coffee table and picks up a large tray of brownies...*
Zax... oh Zaaaaax....

*still reading book* "Twenty Nine--- Now i told you about...." *puts book down and go's over to see what Zax and cat are doing* *gasps* *go's to bathroom to throw up*

Did someone mention Brownies??? Yes please!! Better than catnip anyday!!

hehe... *reaches for one, taking it before Zax...* awww... poor Archangel....

(BTW can I just point out that I'm a highly evolved cat (as in Red Dwarf) and not just a 'normal' moggy... thus rendering the ability to speak etc. Though I still have a soft spot for catnip...)

And just what made Jeltz leave so quickly??? Zax???

................................

I'm allergic to catnip. *bleeeh*

yes, kitty... i did my homework, and i'm perfectly aware of what you've modled yourself after... personally i'd've chosen lister or holly, but who wants to be a slob or a computer?

ah well...

*pulls tray of brownies from nowhere in particular*
i think i'll just kick back for a while and enjoy my triple decker double deluxe fudge white chocolate brownies... all by myself...
*nibble*

unless you care for one, Jeltz?
*Hands the Vogon a brownie (or are they 'whities'?*

*conspires with Tweety as to how to get a brownie from Zax*

hmm... *sly look to either side* how about this...

*sits beside Zax with the most innocent face imaginable on... tweety sits the other side, doing the same. As Zax turns towards me, Tweety takes the plate of brownies from Zax and runs*

hehe