h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Just posting, attempting to keep up with things. I made a bunch of new things, including two fonts, but I am having trouble having enough time to upload them Took quite an effort to read through the previous conversation's backlog

Booooooookmaaaaaarrk!

Sporky, have you got Fontographer? I've made a couple of fonts, too. I keep meaning to get back into that program and do some dingbat fonts.
*sips orange juice* I'll be pretty quiet, today, while Biax, my prescription, berserks all over the germs. Will somebody feed and water Mindspring and let her out so she can enjoy the fire? Mike, please don't give her any donuts. I don't have the energy to deal with it!

Blimey Lil. You've made it big. You're on the front page

My god.

I just put up a special thread to deal with it, a separate counter for visitors who don't want to chat. People might be quite unnerved to come in and find the proprietoress holding a gun on two Affis, while a sloth dozes on the hearth rug.

I think Garius should be in charge of the inquisition on these two. btw, I'll be posting sparsely today, as the meds bite down and do their thing. Sinuses feeling much better already.

Good to hear it's already working.
I see the new counter you've got, looks good and solid, probably what's needed

*Runs in with a roll of duct tape and covers the worm hole under the couch. Sits down beside Lil and looks closely at the two Affys.*

Can't _see_ any differences. Hmmmm. I'll give them another question to answer too:

What zorkish creature attacked you in the woods behind the Cafe?

*Glares at Affys. Turns to Lil.*

If those are antibiotics you are taking, be sure to take some Acidopholis, too. They are the good bacteria that help digest your food. The antibiotics wipe them out too, and if you don't replace them, once you go off the antibiotics, some other bad bacteria could colonize your digestive tract before they have a chance to. You can get Acidopholis in capsules, but the most effective way is in a product called Bio-K. It's sorta like yogurt (which also contains acidopholis if it says "active culture" or "live culture" on the label), except it contains way more acidopholis than anything else..

Puts a handwritten sign above Garius' chair,

The Doctor is In 5c

*holds Mindspring innthe air and jiggles her about*

Enjoy the fire, son

Can't be bothered to tell you my news now...

*Mindspring chitters with glee and begs for more*

Don't you HATE it when he does that? I just HATE it when he does that! Mike A, you suspense-making prat come back here! What news??

H2G2 mailing list news.

I'm here, of course. Hello. Email you in tonight's twilight hours...am back up a friends house tonight hopefully.

*Springie crawls over to Mike A, hugs his leg and croons*

Mike, I do believe you found something she likes.
If you don't mind, guys, I'm gonna fall asleep for a bit.
*staggers into rpivate apartments*

*sticks head round door*
Hi all. Just spotted Irving online. just thought you would like to know.
Just incase I miss him, 'Hello Irving. How are things? Only 4 weeks till the big trip, eh? Hope you are ready for it. How are the holidays so far? Working? Where? Enjoying it, or is it a means to an end?

Speak to you all later
*withdraws head*

*Both Affies look at each other, and speak simultaneously*

Rat-Ant.

*The two Affies glare at each other, decide to let whatever happens happen, and drop their guns. They're still glaring at each other, though*

Ok, I guess it has to be more recent. Ummmmm.

Who is the informer on the mission to zork?

Rats? Cool!

What have I could that Spring could like? Well...

You played with her! I think she was thrilled when you swung her up in the air. Maybe we should take her on a roller coaster sometime -- you never stop to think that a slow creature like a sloth might get off on swoopy moves.

And let's face it, you have a big soft spot for furry creatures, and maybe furry creatures recognise this. Which reminds me, did you ever try the sellotape dance with Sam's cat?

Sam's cat, god knows where it is *^_^*. And if we tried to even go near it, it would scratch our faces to shreds.

Ed Hunter tells me the cat's at his dad's house actually. Which is out of Plymouth. Oh well...

Gotta go.

*comes awake after a short nap to find Mike gone to bed, Mindspring asleep at her usual place in front of the fire, and the two Affis playing chess*

And sporky, twiddling his thumbs