h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*throws a few pine cones on the fire for colour and sits down with Mindspring in her lap*

You know, with all these relocated conversations, the Witness Protection Program is going to be suspicious of stolen business

Hi Sporky.
The truth is, I couldn't keep up with the Bond saga (I don't know the backstory) or the laying waste to the decor. I've just left them to get on with it without giving the sloth a nervous breakdown. Or me, for that matter.

hehe

Hello again, Lil. Sorry for not replying to your gracious welcome before (been busy with finals you see). Nice place you have here. Rather cozy.

*notices Mindspring*
Say, is that a two-toed or three-toed sloth?

On something unrelated, when Sporky mentioned Witness Protection Program, he reminded me of this thing MI5 are planning to do. They want to bug all of Britains emails and find out what we're sending, the Nazis.

*comes back from Joanna's, moving somewhat slowly*
I wonder if there's a single government on this planet that can keep its fingers out of our email. Since the PM is such pals with the US Prez, no doubt your bugging is allied to the Project whose name no-one dare speak without setting off a little flag on some gummint server.

ddombrow, this is a three-toed sloth, the two-foot long variety. Mindspring is still an adolescent, but it won't get much bigger than it is. *hearing its name, Springie meeps from the furry hearth rug*

Does anybody know how to sex a sloth?

I've hurt my back IRL. Not paralyzingly, but I pulled a muscle I fear, when I was stupidly pulling some furniture around yesterday. So I think I'll spend the day rather quietly. I've a chart to work on and lots of HTML books to study anyway.

I hope you get better

I'm wondering what they governmental PTB would think when they got hold of -my- emails

How does the amount of toes affect a sloth? I mean, why the difference?
Sex a sloth?

I mean, I don't know what gender it is, and am not sure how to tell. I don't know why some have three toes and some have two *waves Mindspring's paw with its long, curved claws*, but technically Mindspring is called an unau. Which is a kind of sloth.

I think your emails go right into a bucket of water. Some of them are still dripping when they arrive

Ooo-er. Subtle wit. Translator, please... *^_^*

Scurries over to the corner with the others after realising he was left alone in the middle of the room

Bonjour, everybody!

*throws pillow at Mike A*

Hey Phil, now's the time to organise a safari to Sierra Leone!

*Steps out of Krylma Removal Machine from the last forum. Pushes button on watch. Machine vanishes. Pushes frozen Ampton and frozen Krylma leader downstairs*

I'll be back later, after I put Krylma in a cell at the Detective Agency, and make sure that Ampton doesn't rust, or get water in his circuits, or something. Later!

Thank you, Aphi! *beams happily at having her rooms cleared of cryogenic crap* Poor Ampton, I hope he's OK. But it will be good to have Afgncaap5 back as himself. I think.

Doughnuts, anyone? *Puts Mindspring back on hearth rug, where it digs happily into pile and sleeps on*

i'll have a doughnut

You can have the pillow.

I'd rather have the doughnut

wise decision

Thank you, I pride myself on my wisdom