h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(In the spirit of Scientific Method, Peet decides to find out just how MUCH the monkeys dislike the temporal distortion... He tosses a bunch of bananas out the door, and is almost trampled by the stampede of monkeys following them out...)

*the great computer of the space station overhears the conversation, and initiates a sub-red alert (one that signifies all actuall members of the Big C, and not any visitors i.e. Dodge).*
*computer decides to train all targeting systems on the group, just in case*
*also alerts Pr. C. Tonks to the matter*

(Peet just spends the next while dodging temporally distorted banana skins being thrown in through the door)

Engels! Watch out for tha... oops... Does anyone here know first aid?

*Shouting from the next room*
OUCH!! Darn, now I need to go and get a drink.

*while totaly unaware of Big-C's Alarm and of the bannana peels, he is aware of tysbe's plan* hmmm...it could work...by lets just get our own lab space all legal like...you know, its alot simpler that way. HEY BIG-C WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!! WE WANT A LAB PLEASE!!!

Good idea Dodge, lets us ask Big C if we can have our own lab, one to be used for research and development....of things (I don't Know what yet, I guess anything that anyone might need up on this space station)
What do you think BigC...*clasps his hands and begs begins to sob*

I was thinking we could work towards a drink stronger that the PGG...if thats possible, and also just for the hell of it, try and get some cold fusion going. How about it?

((which one do you think is closer to impossible??))

Actually the fermentation construction of a PGG is very similar to a pre-hypothesis to the development of cold fusion. *Pulls out his crayon and paper and draws a picture of something that looks like he tried to draw something he didnt know how to, and still make it look important but yet failed in doing so* SO you see, a stronger drink than the PGG could possible result in a form of cold fusion in itself *kicks the monkey off his shin and returns his attention to Dodge*

Well in that case...we most definatly need a lab to develop this concept....

Well.. if you need a spare scientist to help with research, I'm usually here. Or elsewhere. usually taking things apart, sometimes making new things out of them.. always connected to a piece of electronic apparatus of some sort.

Well if you'd likt to help with a light pollution petition I'd be greatful.
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