h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

in that case we ask Lady Angel wings and the Prodominant Archangel and see if they'd agree to it

I'm not sure it'll work. But yes, talk to someone about it.
For my part (and I am ABSOLUTELY NOT EXPRESSING THE OPINION OF THE ARCHS, GAs, OR ANYONE ELSE FOR THAT MATTER. THESE ARE MY THOUGHTS AND MINE ALONE!) (sorry, just wanted to make that as clear as possible...), I find it a little insulting. Especially the line "The GAs, with attitude" or however it goes. And Wings' title. It's bizarre- you want to be part of the GAs, and yet you want to make fun of us, and somehoe try to one-up us, at the same time...
(STILL NOT ANYONE'S THOUGHTS BUT MINE FOLKS. If you've got something to say to me about this, say it to me, and don't attack anyone else. Course, don't feel you have to attack me- I'm not taking issue with any induvidual person, it's the group's ideas I'm taking issue with.)

yeah I saw that, it wasn't there last time I went on the site, and any how thats Miss Angel wings not the AAs she just a little upset I think

I realise this, but I don't know where she is, so I figured you were the next best person to talk to.
I'm honestly sorry if I or anyone else has upset her, but I'm afraid we had to argue our case. I'll go and check the AA site now, and see if any changes have been made...

I don't think any have

Nope. And I won't say anything about that, because I don't fancy having to pick up the pieces afterwards.
Needless to say, I feel somewhat

I'm not sure but I think she may have left

how awful

yeah I know, I'm not sure though but I havn't seen her and she did say she was gonna leave

*sighs*
*finds the brick wall again...*

So...um... where's God anyway?

God is everywhere.

Tweetie - I'm giving up wall-bashing for a few days, 'cos it feel great when you stop. Care move two steps back from the wall? (Cold flannel and bandage available at moderate extra charge).

when you say god do you mean GOD or MK

Extra charge?
*whips out towel and holds it to brick-shaped dent in head*
*puts a hand against Tweetie-shaped dent in wall, and fixes it up*
*sighs*
Mmmm, yes I suppose this is better...
*clicks fingers and fills towel with ice*
Ohhhhhh.... Now that feels good

*Applies cold flannel to own head*
Now back to work!

Kiddo:*walks in and takes a seat*

We're going to want that back, Kiddo.

I mean god as in the one more-or-less in charge of the angels &c.

The Archangels are in charge.
Do you require assistance?

/ A newspaper cut-out flatters in on the celestial breeze:

RESEARCHER BREAKS DOWN AND BOLTS

Chance visitors to the h2g2 universe yesterday were suddenly confronted with a winged cat scratching the walls and hitting her head against them. Among meaows, shriecks and growls the words "I told them I can't do it, why do they tell me to do it, they know I can't do it ..." were heard. Before the visitors had a chance to take any actions, the cat fled down one of the countless corridors.
A reliable source from the h2g2 universe identified the cat on the description of fur and wings as "nim the cat, Patron Saint of Intricate Complexes , Keeper of the Sacred Multi-Dimensional Gate", a member of the much disputed "Guardian Angels". Rumors say that during the recent controversies about the GAs, nim had been very outspoken against giving the GAs regular duties because of personal problems, and her agitation had worsened because of the rift between the GAs and the recently formed "Avenging Angels". It seems that the last straw to break nim's mind was when she found out she had mistakenly informed a new researcher that the link to the birthday list is on the front page while it was on her own page.
Our source says that nim during her tempoaray insanity should be considered as dangerous and capable of spitting. Up to the printing of this article there has been no news of nim's whereabouts.

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