h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yeah, that bloody maw of yours causes nothing but hate and discontent. You've got a straw, and you know what to do.

Looks like we scared the weakling of oh mother or the darkest pits of hades

Too bad, he/she/it offered quite a bit of fun...in a morbid, look-at-the-roadkill-mommy sort of way. Shall we carry on, Satan's gangrenous toe?

I suppose we shall oh one who has a belly full of snakes

I didn't leave, I just actually have a life off of chat rooms, you sick sad losers!

Fancy that the great non present one speaks! But what it says is of no sense, pity really.

You're the one that doesn't make any sense- and you're far too verbose.

Quite oh doubter of the great plague!

Is this truly a chat room, slough in the bottom of my guinea pig's bowl? All this time, I thought it was h2g2!

So did I, the scourge of Hades and Lord of all muck has some 'plaining to do!

And so we return to the hatrix.

If I'm the slough in the bottom of you're guinea pig's bowl you're the green pellets in the bottom of my hamster's cage!

And you two are treating it like a chat room- why not do something useful with your lives?

Chill oh green and globules sludge, we are doing something useful with our lives, however as with all life there is a waiting period for quite a number of the important stuff. Also if you can find something useful for me to do in a city with no causal work for anyone over 17 and is currently doing full time study I will be glad to hear it.

Write any guide articles lately, o lazy slug?

Yes actually, oh strange creature from the bottomless pit, I have one in the peer review and have been polishing a few under-guide entries as well, about to go write how to play giant octopus as a request from a friend.

Well you have a lot of catching up to do, snail-girl! I've got two in the edited guide, and I am in progress in writing four more!

And since when was I of the feminine nature? oh confusing one of the smallest kingdom in the hills? I have 4 already in the guide and 1 in peer review and 2 more on the way, so ner!

Amazing how the gelatinous one has decided to engage in a pissing contest. Due to the nature of the comments, I refuse to enter this contest. If you wish to see what I have written, you may view my personal space. Most of the things I compose require quite a bit of thought, so I don't like to divide my attention. As for a life, they're highly overrated and it takes all of five minutes to check and reply to sixteen or seventeen threads on h2g2, which fits nicely into the time I am at my computer for instant messenging, email, and homework. Thank you very much.

I make it 10 minutes but I am reading the register, disinfo, ABC, SBS, and 3 or 4 webcomics at the same time

Aftenposten, too.