A Conversation for The h2g2 Cussing Club

Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 1

darakat - Now with pockets!

Well I tell you, if you do that again I will personally use you as an inflatable rubber life jacket!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 2

Tacysa

I'm rubber am I? Well, pal, you're gonna end up like a rubber eraser, shavings all over the place!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 3

darakat - Now with pockets!

And now I am thinking along the lines of a blow up doll, 3 fluid ounces of lime juice, 6 electrodes and 40000 volts of direct current


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 4

Scandrea

Be quiet, both of you, or I'll weave /your/ teeth into his goatee!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 5

Tacysa

Teeth? He doesn't HAVE any teeth!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 6

darakat - Now with pockets!

Well you should both know why I don't have any teeth!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 7

darakat - Now with pockets!

Oh and would this sudden new person like to be added to the page, you indescribable worm of satan?


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 8

Scandrea

Why not, you incoherent coprolite of a human being!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 9

darakat - Now with pockets!

Yeah well don't feel to good about it, you slimy toad


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 10

Tacysa

You're both slimy cud of a dying llama.


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 11

darakat - Now with pockets!

Take one to know one


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 12

Tacysa

Right. I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 13

darakat - Now with pockets!

I know you are you said you are but what am I?


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 14

Tacysa

What the cat coughed up last night.


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 15

darakat - Now with pockets!

At least I am not the cat


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 16

Tacysa

No, you're the mange-causing mite.


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 17

darakat - Now with pockets!

At least I don't have mange


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 18

Tacysa

And at least I have teeth!


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 19

darakat - Now with pockets!

Ah my your sexual organs grow wings and fly off


Creativly telling someone off.. How to?

Post 20

Tacysa

I am female so they'd have to fly OUT.


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