The h2g2 Cussing Club

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H2G2 Cussing Club


…not to be confused with ‘swearing.’ Do not expect to find long logs of such things as bleep, bleep, and even bleep.



Cussing is a dying art. As society has grown more expressive, we have also noticed the expressive relying on nonintellectual phrases and words. Although these words are not completely without merit, there are a few purists out there (come on! raise your hand!) who feel that the more worthy deserve a more worthy retort…

CUSSING.


Sarcasm, wit, pedantry, and banality are handy skills that, while being necessary as you progress into higher intellectual realms of cussing, are not needed as a beginner. We intend to bring about the teaching, advising, and developing of this art in anyone who would be interested.


An example of a well-developed cusser, the French guards…


‘I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!’


Surely your fingers are itching now for sparring and down-and-dirty cussing! Show us what you’ve got and join today!

Members

  1. To gain membership you must make an original cuss in the thread below!

Founding members: u200300 and u228615

Other members: u200779

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