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CAC Continuum: The Beard issue

Didn't you used to have a beard?

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Hair, particularly facial hair, on humans is a touchy subject. Millions of people spend months out of their lives doing their best to eliminate or remove hair from where God really wanted it to be, but the shaver and foam people want you to believe that God is wrong and fashion is right, no matter what your mother told you.
I think naked apes look silly. I also think that focusing on what you want to remove from your exterior is kinda weird if you aren't going to spend a similar amount of time focusing on what you want to remove from your interior, particularly your mind. If people spent as much time throwing out hairy thoughts and ideas from their brains as they do cutting off or killing hairy stuff from their bodies, I think I could tolerate most of the silly cosmetic crap they torture themselves and others with. As it is, there are are lot of smooth exteriors with an uncombed soul.

The Bill of Fare:

Prejudices reign supreme with naked apes and their attitudes toward the unshaven. Here are the thoughts and reactions of one such brave individual, with regard to recent events and the same old stupid people:
My Beard, Religion and War..

I still do, but it's of the Stealth variety.

Here is an odd essay that reaches it's point and then goes beyond, way beyond to a place that... Well, I barely escaped to tell you about it. Take a friend and be sure to scatter some bread crumbs behind you...

That is ridiculous.

This is one of those little things that I love finding on this site. I hope you enjoy it, too.

How would you know, you came out of an egg over a year ago and you're still standing here in dried yolk.

This week's collation was begged, borrowed or stolen from various places on this site.
Just goes to show what you can find when you're not looking.

That's not fair. So did you.

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To all those who have written things they wish they hadn't or written things that other wish they shouldn't:
We wouldn't do it without you.
The Committee for Alien Content(ment) salutes you!smiley - smiley - smiley -

This hirsute symphony composed and conducted by
smiley - smiley - (tonsil revenge)!

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