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If your town don't have a cafe to hide in...

Post 1

Jab [Since 29th November 2002]

Female: "Does this make me look fat?"
Male: "No, you being fat makes you look fat." WARNING: Funny to you, but no female alive.

Nice read, but then I'm one of the old fashioned blokes you see with a glazed look outside doorways; or plan B - FIND THE CHAIR and become busy arranging the prevoius shopping for 20 minites or so.


If your town don't have a cafe to hide in...

Post 2

Robert_Wells

first you avoid but some girls can do a lot to stop you. i was forced at gun point


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